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Game 4 Recap

28 May

LeBron does the most shamefully pathetic dive of his career, gets the call:

lebron-takes-a-dive

Gets two free points, ties the game with seconds to go:

lebron-gets-2-free-points

Sideshow Bob mugs Howard, no call:

sideshow-bob-mugs-howard

Stan Van Gundy is all like “WTF?!”

stan-van-gundy-wtf

Overtime, clock ticking down, LeBron gets a shot off…BRICK. 

lebron-bricks-the-game-winner

Game Over.

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Nice jump shot!

26 May

11-28 from the field.  24 free throws.  Very impressive…if you’re (present-day) Allen Iverson.  Blindfolded.  Playing without a coach like it’s 2001.

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS
STARTERS MIN FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A OREB DREB REB AST STL BLK TO PF +/- PTS
LeBron James, SF 42 11-28 1-8 18-24 0 7 7 9 2 1 2 3 -12 41
7*CLANG*

*CLANG*

LeBron clearly got the help he needed from the refs.  Guess he needed more.  He made exactly two shots from beyond one inch, yet he still wound up with over 40 points.  Still no jumpshot.  Amazing.  You’ve earned this massive ostrich egg, MVP:

lebron-lays-an-ostrich-egg

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LeBron Travel TV

22 May

I have just discovered a fantastic LeBron website (thanks, Tamislav), LeBron Travel TV. It’s a youtube video channel devoted to the documentation of LeBron’s bumbling and stumbling bullshit. The camera doesn’t lie.

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LeBron gets crushed in H-O-R-S-E by some factory worker

9 Jul

Whoa.  LeBrick just got embarrassed by some regular dude in H-O-R-S-E during some Cub-Cadet charity game a little while back.  Bet LeBron is probably questioning the wisdom of that lame Cub Cadet sponsorship now, isn’t he?  First he is forced to pitch riding lawnmowers to lazy fat guys such as myself in some of the lamest commercials I’ve ever seen.  Then those jerks at Cub Cadet throw poor LeBron to the wolves in some charity event.  And by wolves I mean some regular dude who works in a factory and probably got cut by his high school basketball team so he was forced to play H-O-R-S-E by himself.  Ouch.

If LeBron’s pathetic shot percentages in last year’s playoffs weren’t enough to get him off his ass and improve his ugly-ass jump shot, maybe this will do the trick.

How many more charity games do you think LeBron will take part in after this?  I’m guessing zero.

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