LeBron’s Accomplishments

Single-handedly winning not one but TWO NBA titles with a rag-tag team of losers!

LeBron Faces GIF

2012 Sports Illustrated Douchebag Sportsman of the Year!

Not preventing his All-Star team from winning the championship after Derrick Rose’s season-ending injury!

Winning another little bronze man figurine to play with in the offseason!

LeBron James wins MVP in 2012

LeBron is racking up these consolation prizes like nobody’s business!

Crashing the fuck out of the finals!  Again!

GERMANS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS!!!

LeBron again proves he is a born loser, single-handedly negating the awesomeness of D. Wade and friends.  Please enjoy these wonderful LeBron jokes.

Power-fucking Cleveland through a brick wall!

C'est la vie, mothefuckers...Au revoir!

C'est la vie, motherfuckers...Au revoir!

Choking, bricking, and crashing out the playoffs!  Early!  Again!  But it was because of my elbow, so it doesn’t really count…

elbronWeird.  For some reason, my elbow doesn’t hurt when I thump the shit out of my chest…

Printing even more MVP t-shirts !

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Crashing out of the playoffs!

Not fair!  NOT FAIR!!! I'm taking my ball and LEAVING!  WAAAAAAAH!

Not fair! NOT FAIR!!! I'm taking my ball and LEAVING! WAAAAAAAH!

LeBron shot shit for 20 and suffered another one of his signature imaginary eye-gouges, crashing out of the playoffs in six games against the Orlando Magic.  Pretty humiliating for an “invincible” team that had swept through the first rounds of the playoffs and held the best record in the NBA for the entire season.  The humiliation didn’t stop there, though.  As soon as the buzzer sounded, LeBron ran directly into the locker room, showered, and then hid at the back of the team bus, where I think it’s safe to assume he cried himself to sleep, curled up in a ball with his New Jersey Nets blanket, sucking his thumb.

Clutch!

M – V – P!!!

LeBron James bricks a free throw

It finally happened!  LeBron, against all odds, has won his first MVP award!  It was a one-in-a-million shot, but he came through to win it all!  Even with the media, countless NBA officials, the league commissioner, and the entire corporate world fighting him all the way!  He is a true hero.

LeBron earned the MVP after  he led the league in points per game…err, um…assists per game?  Hmmm…no, not that either…certainly he must have led the league in assist to turnover ratio…uh…or not.  Crap.  Double-doubles, then?  He’s the next Oscar Robertson, right?  Surely he led the league in double-doub…dang, not that either!  Sheesh.  Let me think…

Free throws made!  Of course!  He led the league in free throws made!  Yes!

M-V-P!!!

Not crashing out of the Olympics!

Melo clearly hates LeBron James.

Whoopdee-fucking-doo!  Amazing!  Also, he finished behind two guys from Iran in PPG.

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Photo-opping the living shit out of the Olympics in New York!

LeBron might perhaps consider going to New York in 2010...or maybe earlier.  Err...like now.

LeBron might perhaps consider going to New York in 2010...or maybe earlier. Err...like now.

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Crashing out of the playoffs!

1. Score 45 points in your only decent game of the series.

2. Miss a layup (2 points), a free throw (1 point), and a three-pointer (3 points) in the last 30 seconds of the game (total of 6 points).

3. Lose to the Celtics by 5.

4. Run to the locker room without shaking hands or even making eye contact with a single Celitcs player.

5. Cry all the way back to Ohio.

Clutch.*

Crashing out of the NBA Finals!

Finally, LeBron’s luck runs out as he fails to win a single game in the finals against the predictable-ass Spurs.

Many a sports commentator agreed that the Cavs were one of the worst finals teams in recent memory.

Clutch.*

Crashing out of the World Championships!

Losing to Greece? A chump-ass bronze medal?

Clutch.*

Crashing out of the playoffs!

The Cavaliers finally lose to the Pistons in 7 after LeBron James and friends demonstrate record-setting futility in the second half.

For everybody’s reference, here is a recounting of LeBron’s historic choke-fest in game 7:

1st half: Pistons 40, Cavaliers, 38. LeBron: 21 points.

2nd half: Pistons 39, Cavaliers, 23. LeBron: 6 points (4 free throws), 0 assists, 3 turnovers.

Final: Pistons 79, Cavaliers 61.

Clutch.

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218 Responses to “LeBron’s Accomplishments”

  1. Andy June 21, 2013 at 4:15 pm #

    Just stumbled upon this site. Life has to suck for the past 2 years. 3rd MVP, then NBA Championship and Finals MVP, then Olympic gold medal, then 4th MVP, then 2nd NBA Championship and 2nd Finals MVP. And statistically the best player of all time in Game 7’s. U mad?

  2. Duncan4HOF June 22, 2013 at 7:35 am #

    Just found this site today when I googled ‘Why is Lebron James a…’. Was expecting it to autofill with faggot but douchebag was the top suggestion. This site is the bomb bitches!!

  3. Nakayla August 12, 2013 at 4:44 pm #

    Yall will never get anywhere in life hating on somebody that you guise WILL NEVER EVER EVER in your irrelevent lives will be able to play like . LERBON RAYMONE JAMES is a monsterr on the court . & Yall know it ! Yall just too big off haters to realize it .

  4. Paul Pierce January 8, 2014 at 10:21 am #

    Greatest web site I’ve ever come across. Nothing comes close.

  5. Zane April 20, 2014 at 4:29 am #

    It’s funny how so many lebron fans are commenting saying “lebron is the best.” My question is, how exactly did you end up on this site? Was it a link from the heat home page? Or were you google about how Lebron was bad? I’m serious, you can’t mistake “ihatelebronjames.com” for a fan site.

  6. Crazy June 6, 2014 at 4:50 pm #

    I can appreciate a site like this. These comments you guys make are what manifest in my mind. The facts are this. I was a Lebron fan just like most of the haters on this website. I wanted Lebron to take Kobe down with honor. I thought I can not hate a team more than I hate the Lakers. Look at history of NBA Champions within this past decade its been all utter Trash for the exception of the Mavericks, Pistons, and I’m not a Mavs fan or a pistons fan. I can’t stand Cuban or Dirk.

    What I respected about greatness it was a team effort and usually to help the odds against a two-man Superstar Show. All the greats wanted to play against other greats. But as of the 20th Century Lakers started this crap by trying to recruit the best players they could on one team in the 2003-2004 season by trying to put more than two superstars on one team. By doing the multiple hall of famers on one team really is disgraces your Legacy in my eyes whether you win or lose. Its really just a disgrace to the sport. Yeah Lakers lost with Payton, Oneal, Kobe, and Malone. But thats when that crap started hitting the surface. Yeah I understand Payton and Malone didn’t have the skill set of Superstar caliber players maybe in their time, but you factor in years of experience and where they been in my eyes that still superstar caliber. I understand that is basketball that is what you do as an owner of a Franchise, but it still makes you a puss-cake and your respect level is next to none by fans of the sport.

    Still with that said nobody was able to make a success out of it really until 2006 when the Heat tried to experiment again with what the Lakers did in 2003-2004. Alonzo Mourning, Shaq, Wade, Payton,and their strong role players that could of been starters on multiple teams. They were the first to have that success at being the team to do it will all those Hall of Famers. It was just horrendous garbage television to watch.
    Just when Lakers gave up on that too much talent montage. Then later on Celtics and Lakers do it again. With Celtics it was Rondo, Garnett, Pierce, and Allen all on the same team. Like come on really? Then with Lakers Bynum, Odom, Gasol, Artest, and Kobe. Another waste of a couple years of being of forming something that doesn’t really challenge the NBA mind. But even in that era you still hated those teams and had no respect for them, but at least you didn’t know who was going to win still.
    It was at least a battle between a few teams. It all started in 2008-2009 Lebron was too much of a Mangina to put on some Legend shoes and try to take boston down. Instead Season when Lebron announced in a dis-honoring way. Especially to the fans of Cleveland where he grew up.. Like slap to the face. (I’m not a Cleveland fan either I’m a suns fan btw) At the end of 2009 Lebron moved to the Miami Heat with Bosh and Wade. And this changed the sport because like players I mentioned prior at least those players played for about a decade in the league and went through harsh NBA battles that at least put them in a some-what deserving spot to be competing for a championship. Not, Bosh, Wade, or Lebron.
    They all in their absolute prime time when they formed together. Which is really a disgrace to basketball. At that time the top 3 players where Kobe, Lebron, and Wade not in a specific order. But when you combine two of them instead of seeing them compete against each other. All you have is boring predictable basketball. Thats why the Heat are a disgrace and that’s why Lebron is a disgrace and thats why I love to watch him fail. And when he wins its because he is supposed to you have the best team you better win, or it makes you even more pathetic. Thats why I was so happy when Mavs took the Spice Boys down. You had Bosh Spice, Bron Spice, and Flash Spice. But that wasn’t enough they couldn’t do it until they recruited Ray Allen. Its not just that Lebron took the easy way out and in most games in crucial minutes close games he is nowhere to be found because he is so used to riding the coat tails of Wade and Allen in crucial minutes. He hasn’t proven he is that player in the clutch when his back is against the wall. And he won’t have to now that he has Wade, Bosh, and Allen.

  7. Mankeesh July 22, 2014 at 8:49 pm #

    LeBron James is the best player in the world. I can’t even understand how you have time to put up a website like this. You are probably a jobless loser who does nothing but stay at home. You should go find something else to do because this website is worthless. How can you hate on a person like Lebron?

  8. Pookie January 12, 2015 at 4:11 am #

    We don’t need him in Miami and all NBA fans in Florida are glad his arrogant self is gone for good.

    We do not need him, we have plenty of good players that do their best every time they play yet their humble athletes.

    I was glad when he left since he was pissed off that he could not get another championship until his belt and he needs to admit that.

  9. Zack February 16, 2015 at 8:44 am #

    I agree with facts and facts suggest lebron is full of himself and should in no way be compared to michael jordan because jordan would have ate him for breakfast

  10. ethan findley April 26, 2015 at 6:52 pm #

    best site ever!found it when I searched “LeBron sucks”

  11. Harry Tuttle April 30, 2015 at 3:33 pm #

    Absolute Douche fricking hate this bitch

  12. M23 May 16, 2015 at 2:15 pm #

    Okay this website is awesome! You must be the 80’s 90’s generation like me, only we can hate manufactured “kings” because we have REALLY SEEN greatness so it’s easy to identify fake-ness.

  13. Michael June 19, 2015 at 10:29 pm #

    This site is awesome. Just found it. Thanks for starting it. I am leaving this in June of 2015, just after Le Chump Change lost YET ANOTHER finals, and only days before that lost having claimed to be the “greatest basketball player in the world.” Le Joke at his best, most conceited, and most ineffective. The sports media, still sucking the long Le Dong as always, have made the usual excuses: “His team sucks. He had no help. He was exhausted.” Yet if you look back to 2014 you’ll see that Le Hype was beaten by a bunch of older, wiser, but perhaps not quite as athletic guys who nevertheless actually understand that basketball is a team sport. Same thing happened in 2011. Hell even go back to that mini run in 2009-10 by perhaps the second most arrogant guy in the league, the much hated Kobe Bryant. Say what you will about Mamba. His “Wade and Bosh” were Gasol and Fisher. That was a Lakers team that would not even made the playoffs without the insane and highly unlikable Kobe pushing his already beaten up body to prove that he was really a great franchise player, charming personality or not. So Le Gone fans, your hero has lost yet again. Admit it. As the fellow who started this site says Le Bron is the single most overrated athlete in the history of sports. Le Chump Change. Nothing more.

  14. Tommy February 25, 2016 at 6:35 pm #

    Great website. I would rather chew on razor blades than watch the continued media driven love fest of this jack ass.

  15. David March 24, 2016 at 9:01 pm #

    Awesome website, I hate Lesuck James too, he is a fagot.
    The most overrated player in history, if he lived in the 90s he would just be a normal player.
    He has 0 talent only power and huge mass.
    His defense is horrible! he has almost the worst 3 point percentage in the NBA!
    He cheats more than any other player in history, and the media loves him for no reason, which makes me hate him even more.
    I stopped my subscription to NBA channel. Thank you Lesuck James for that, you ruined the NBA for me.

  16. Michael Jordan (GOAT) April 18, 2016 at 9:50 pm #

    LeChoke is my ho.

  17. Nate June 14, 2016 at 3:48 am #

    Your lucky you got draymond green out of the finals you little bitch. These fucking refs giving you and yo lesbian ho kyrie 40. I liked Miami before you went there have been a magic fan since then. The stupid announcers talking about how good you are. If you were so good why you need your bitch Kyrie to bail you out. Best site ever.

  18. Kareem June 19, 2016 at 2:48 pm #

    Lebrun Will never beat My 6 league MVPs or My Scoring Record.

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