Power-fucking Cleveland through a brick wall!
C'est la vie, motherfuckers...Au revoir!
C'est la vie, motherfuckers...Au revoir!
Choking, bricking, and crashing out the playoffs! Early! Again! But it was because of my elbow, so it doesn’t really count…
Weird. For some reason, my elbow doesn’t hurt when I thump the shit out of my chest…
Printing even more MVP t-shirts !
Crashing out of the playoffs!
Not fair! NOT FAIR!!! I'm taking my ball and LEAVING! WAAAAAAAH!
LeBron shot shit for 20 and suffered another one of his signature imaginary eye-gouges, crashing out of the playoffs in six games against the Orlando Magic. Pretty humiliating for an “invincible” team that had swept through the first rounds of the playoffs and held the best record in the NBA for the entire season. The humiliation didn’t stop there, though. As soon as the buzzer sounded, LeBron ran directly into the locker room, showered, and then hid at the back of the team bus, where I think it’s safe to assume he cried himself to sleep, curled up in a ball with his New Jersey Nets blanket, sucking his thumb.
Clutch!
M – V – P!!!
It finally happened! LeBron, against all odds, has won his first MVP award! It was a one-in-a-million shot, but he came through to win it all! Even with the media, countless NBA officials, the league commissioner, and the entire corporate world fighting him all the way! He is a true hero.
LeBron earned the MVP after he led the league in points per game…err, um…assists per game? Hmmm…no, not that either…certainly he must have led the league in assist to turnover ratio…uh…or not. Crap. Double-doubles, then? He’s the next Oscar Robertson, right? Surely he led the league in double-doub…dang, not that either! Sheesh. Let me think…
Free throws made! Of course! He led the league in free throws made! Yes!
M-V-P!!!
Not crashing out of the Olympics!
Whoopdee-fucking-doo! Amazing! Also, he finished behind two guys from Iran in PPG.
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Photo-opping the living shit out of the Olympics in New York!
LeBron might perhaps consider going to New York in 2010...or maybe earlier. Err...like now.
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Crashing out of the playoffs!
1. Score 45 points in your only decent game of the series.
2. Miss a layup (2 points), a free throw (1 point), and a three-pointer (3 points) in the last 30 seconds of the game (total of 6 points).
3. Lose to the Celtics by 5.
4. Run to the locker room without shaking hands or even making eye contact with a single Celitcs player.
5. Cry all the way back to Ohio.
Clutch.*
Crashing out of the NBA Finals!
Finally, LeBron’s luck runs out as he fails to win a single game in the finals against the predictable-ass Spurs.
Many a sports commentator agreed that the Cavs were one of the worst finals teams in recent memory.
Clutch.*
Crashing out of the World Championships!
Losing to Greece? A chump-ass bronze medal?
Clutch.*
Crashing out of the playoffs!
The Cavaliers finally lose to the Pistons in 7 after LeBron James and friends demonstrate record-setting futility in the second half.
For everybody’s reference, here is a recounting of LeBron’s historic choke-fest in game 7:
1st half: Pistons 40, Cavaliers, 38. LeBron: 21 points.
2nd half: Pistons 39, Cavaliers, 23. LeBron: 6 points (4 free throws), 0 assists, 3 turnovers.
Final: Pistons 79, Cavaliers 61.
Clutch.
Wow such unclassy haters lebron did do the right thing he couldn’t stay on a failing team forever he would’ve died before getting a championship ring now he really will get one. You guys are big self absorbed arrogant babies 2 shelby sthu hater lebron is rich and famous he doesn’t need ur worthless behind and couldn’t care less lebron is awesome and ohio is very unclassy and ignorant and immature see this only proves his fans weren’t loyal they were fricken exploiting lebron as long as they could munipulate him into staying they were happy now that he was brave and made the right choice they hate lol way 2 show ur true colors fricken fakes.
FUCK the FAKE KING
SON OF beach and bitch
DAMN MR. CRAB
LBJ is a shit
Haha, I loved this. Its a shame because he could have won us a championship. He gave up on himself long before we knew… *tisk*
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5580298/lebron_shames_court_jester.html?cat=14
usuck is gay for LeBrick. He wants the long schlong
usuck is gay for lebron
oh yeah, btw la bron is gay
I do hate him, but you’ve got to admit, he had some real shitty teammates. He shouldn’t have to score 21 out of 38 in a half
bron u fucking gay. what a pussy! bron a fucking shadow of d.wade
@Usuck: Actually writing that Lebron is “brave” may be the dumbest thing EVER posted on the internet. That is one amazing accomplishment if you consider what is and has been posted on the internet.
Brave would’ve been the exact opposite of what LeBron chose to do. Staying in Cleveland would’ve been brave. Being willing to accept and face challenges is brave. Being a leader is brave. Carrying a team is brave. Shouldering and accepting responsibility is brave. Not taking the easy way out is brave.
Any ring(s) he may win with the Miami Heat may as well be made from tin for all they’ll be worth.
btw, my comments aren’t from someone that is a Cavs’ fan or from the state of Ohio.
I’m from NYC and a Knicks’ fan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk4NSJG77x4&playnext=1&videos=u9FVb9GzSlQ&feature=recentlik
lebron response to cleveland caverliers LMAO!!!!!
usuck actually sucks penis, mainly lebron’s