(NOTE: I wrote this crap a long time ago – at the very moment my intense hatred for LeBron was born. Yes, some of it is out of date. Most of it isn’t. No, I’ll never get around to changing it. Yes, I am lazy.)
We are all witnesses…
…to the bullshit.
Why does this site exist? Simple: because I hate LeBron James. I hate him for many reasons – some within his control, some outside of his control. However, ultimately, he is the one most responsible for what he has become: a complete monstrosity. So I focus my hatred on him. I hate LeBron James.
LeBron James has been the most hyped sports figure, possibly the most hyped human being, in the history of civilization. Think about how ridiculous that is. Nike conspired with a bunch of cracker-ass suburban teenagers, Stuart Scott, and thousands of sweatshop factory owners in Southeast Asia to create a GOD out of a kid who bounces an orange ball off of a wooden floor. And most of this transpired before he even played in a single NBA game, let alone before he made his first playoff game-winning shot with the help of an unconscionable travesty of a five step, triple pivot foot travel.
I didn’t start out hating on LeBron. When he first came into the league, I decided that it wasn’t his fault a bunch of goons had decided to invest millions and millions of dollars in him and turn ESPN into a scientology-esque brainwashing mechanism to pump him up. I gave him a fair shake. But ever since the Cavs lifted themselves out of the basement and into relevancy, and I actually had to see LeBron play in some games of consequence, I realized that I just can’t stand the pompous jerk he has become. The real LeBron is an entirely different creature than the LeBron filtered through Sportscenter, stories written by spineless sportswriters with massive LeBoners, and super-overwrought Nike commercials. Bottom line: LeBron is a cheater. Charging? Not Lebron. If they consistently call him for charging in one game, he whines during and after the game, and the calls abruptly stop. Remember Kobe’s “the charge/dunk” on Steve Nash? LeBron did the same thing, only more obvious, and of course it was completely overlooked during the in-game and post-game analyses. And “The Travel” game-winner? What a joke. And, as both the Wizards and Pistons series proved, it is pretty clear that nobody calls fouls on the Cavs at the end of close games. Did I just see a foul on Gilbert Arenas? Rip Hamilton? Rasheed Wallace? Nope. Of *course* not.
And the announcers? If I couldn’t actually hear them clapping their hands like little schoolgirls every time LeBron touches the ball, I would swear they were gently cradling LeBron’s nut sack with them. And all of this is LeBron’s fault. He loves it and feeds it with a steady diet of overexposure, mega-annoying antics, and transparent displays of false humility. However, despite Nike’s legion of handlers and PR guys, LeBron’s false modesty has fallen away, exposing him for the pampered, ultra-conceited, ref-coddled little punk that he is. He relishes in the circus of bullshit like a spoiled little brat. The talcum powder clap thing? The whining and scowling when he is clearly allowed to travel, charge, and bumble his way to the basket on every play? Talking trash when he knows damn well that he wins games because of 1972 Olympics vs. the Russians-style bullshit? Yeah, he had his “the mailman doesn’t deliver on Sundays” moment. But it was pathetic and tacky, not ballsy.
What does all this mean? Mark my words: LeBron James will be the one to finally ruin the NBA.
Throughout the ages, many assholes have tried to destroy professional basketball…but they have all fallen just short. Some were great players, some were huge jerks, most were a combination of the two. Wilt Chamberlain: too powerful. Michael Jordan: too good. Shaq: too much of a freak. Kobe: the Gumby fade (oh, and he might have done a couple of other things…). Scottie Pippen: never tipped a waitress in his life. Harold Miner: just plain sucked. None of these guys forced fans to totally write off professional basketball. But none of these guys had enough nicknames to get the job done, did they?. LeBron “Golden Child, LeBronze, Chosen One, ‘Air’ Apparent, Bill Brasky, King” James will succeed where they failed.
Does anyone really think that a player already christened as the greatest player ever by dozens of prominent sportswriters won’t be fellated by the media so as not to render all of their “greatest player ever” predictions invalid? Does anyone really think that the player unanimously decreed to be the future of the NBA before he played a single game, and who is the foundation of Nike’s biggest marketing campaign ever, won’t be shamelessly protected by the refs? If LeBron ever does win an NBA title, it will have at least as much to do with the 8,000 foot Nike poster plastered on the side of the moon as it has to do with his skills.
So, in summary, I hate LeBron James with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. So should you. And by the way, Cavs fans, you’re a bunch of punks. I hope you cry when LeBron ditches you for the bright lights of New York. I’m glad Jordan made that one shot on Craig Ehlo and then almost punched his head off. You deserved it. I might feel sorry for you after you have repented and you begin to hate the Knicks or the Nets or whatever franchise steals your star. Cause he’s not yours for long.
you guys are fucking morons lebron has been playing with shit teamates until this past season and at best his teamates were mediocre. Kobe wouldnt have been able to do shit with Lebrons team probablty would have just squeeked into the playoffs. All you guys who hate lebron are ignorant. He is a man who has got his life in line. When he first joined the league do you no who he asked for guidance. I bet you dont but it was no other than Tiger Woods. You are disrepctiing the face of Cleveland who has so much puts so much pressure on himself to bring a championship to Cleveland.
Lebron = Overrated..
1) Takes 2 less shots than kobe to average 3 more points. ( alot of inside drives and free throws)
2) Controls the ball as much as chris paul and averages half the assists. D wade averages more assists than lebron. Here is the thing guys it is very easy to just drive and kick, anyone can do that and thats what lebron does. real assists is what Chris paul and Deron Williams do and what kobe did in the finals.
3) Who out jumps his own teammates to grab rebounds? Lebron does.
4) Who gets 24 free throws in a conference finals game? Lebron does.
Here is the fact. He is a very very good player but not a great. No where near a Kobe, MJ, and other legends. He has no basketball skill think about it he is a good scorer because he draws fouls or gets inside easy. He only takes jump shots when he is open or forced to. His jump shots is under 40%.His free throws percentage is in the mid 70′s. He is a great passer because he is big and strong. He gets inside because he is fast and strong. There is no basketball skill that this guy has. NONE.
I approve every reasonable comment. If your comment wasn’t approved, it was either because it was nothing but a string of ridiculous profanity with no substantive value or it was some racist bullshit.
TV, media, and most of all the INTERNET continue to misguide the people and the youth. But I’m here to help, I can see through the fog, I see it all. I need help, this is not hatred or disliking something, this is a MOVEMENT! We want change, and want to live in a world of truth not lies!
David stern is the devil, and lebron james and kobe bryant are two of his demons. They are here to manipulate, misguide the people and the oblivious youth so they can make that almighty dollar. But there is always a silver lining to every dark cloud. Please be apart of the movement, and help bring change for the greater good.
He is not wrong. He is just wise, and you are oblivious. You only see whats in front, not whats beneath.
He has no skill because he’s big and strong. GREAT POINT. So every big man should have LBJ type numbers right? He only takes jump shots when he’s open, ANOTHER GREAT POINT should he force up shots? He can jump higher than his teammates. DAMN THAT MAKES HIM A SCRUB. A FORWARD who averages 7+ ast the guys you talk about are gaurds.
2419=Clueless
I hate him more than iv ever hated anyone..
okay you know what? lebron is going the be the best player ever. yeah i said it BEST. he does so much and kobe? he just rapes people. okay so stop shitting on him because your jelous and WE ARE WITNESS…to amazingness. if you lived in the cleveland area you’d know what a good person he is. but you have no idea so don’t judge him. yes, he let cleveland down another year but we are very proud of him of who he has became. i go to his old high school. he comes in a lot and signs things for everything
I iz ignant
LeBron James is a queer and deserves nothing that he gets. IF HE Got KIlled i most likely would not be upset. He probably also has a very small weiner. There is no way in hell that that little jewbag gets away with whatever he wants when he wants because all everyone does in this world is kiss his ass or wanna be “King James”. Well FUCK LEBRON JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lebron got dunked on in his camp and they take those videos away … What a fuckin loser
This is the first king that hasnt won shit. He isnt even the best player in the NBA. Please tell me how in the world is this guy a king
lebroom got dunked on by a college kid and then instead of giving him props he goes up to a nike rep and tells him to confiscate all the tapes. all u lebroom lovers are dumb as fuck. fuck that mother fucker i hope he has a career ending injury
Ajbsions, what the eff are you thinking? You fools better cut this inapproriate bullshit out. It’s getting completely out of hand. You can write the most insightful, profoundly briliant post ever…but if you taint it with even a single redneck fuckwad a-hole slur, I’m cutting that shit out for good. FOR FUCK’S SAKE – CUT THIS IGNORANT SHIT OUT. I will not tolerate it. That’s it.
Agreed mate, im sick of spending half an hour reading some of these posts
I still hate Dooshbron James, and hate him more for being such a cry baby with the dunk video.
at least you have the balls to come out and say it, it’s ur opinion and u people who leave stupid comments on this guy, u need to get a life, if u love him so much marry him, or better yet, start a site called http://www.ilovelebronjames.com instead if goin to a hat site, ur wasting ur time, its actually funny.
your better off not even responding to these uneducated fucks. ajbsions is clearly 8 years old, or too retarded to function. i could mash the keypad and get more of an intelligent comment than that.
Ha kinda like this site Bernard
Wow this site is really sad. You have grown men (and children) hating another grown man. Who 98% have never and will never see in person. Now I know this isn’t new in this world, but it doesn’t make it any less heart breaking. When you get up in the morning and look at yourself, what do you say. “Hello sir I am a Hater”. Man to man I implore you to take a look at your lives, see that this energy could be used so much more constructively. Think if this was your son, your father, your brother. Who strives to be a hater.
hate
??/he?t/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [heyt] Show IPA verb, hat?ed, hat?ing, noun
Use hater in a Sentence
–verb (used with object)
1. to dislike intensely or passionately; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward; detest: to hate the enemy; to hate bigotry.
2. to be unwilling; dislike: I hate to do it.
–verb (used without object)
3. to feel intense dislike, or extreme aversion or hostility.
–noun
4. intense dislike; extreme aversion or hostility.
5. the object of extreme aversion or hostility.
Antonyms:
1. love.
Good point man. We need people like you who understand the game.
Uh…good point(s)…or something.
LOL, you guys are retarded. LeBron James had the highest per in the playoffs out of everyone. Actually he had the higest ever. So please he did better against the Magic then any body did. His team did’nt step up.
LOL, you hate a dude, you do not even know, that to me means your weak.
First off I am not even going to ask how you know he has a small package. Oh wait on second thought, I think I know why you hate him. Your like a fan you fantisized about being with him, but then he did’nt sign an autograph for you, so now you hate him. You guys do not give any good reasons why he sucks, why you hate him. All you guys do is say he is queer, that he sucks. Why dont you guys pull out his averages in the playoffs and tell me why they suck. Cause you cant, you can only say crap about him as an opinion, but there is no fact.
He is the one making 15 mil a year, your the one who is wasting ther life on a pointless web site. Hmm… who is the loser.
I hate lebron more and more as his carrer goes on. He got nothing on mj or kobe and already some people think he is better. I hope the ugly mothafucka never wins shits.
COME ON LEBRON EVEN DARCO MILICIC HAS A RING AND HE WAS ALMOST AS HYPED UP AS YOU!
<3 this site
I hate the fact that he tries to bully his way in and just draw fouls.
When u are from certain areas. The word “hate” is a kill or be killed thing. Blow up his car sort of thing. It’s not something u simply throw around or used to describe what u think of an NBA player.
you are a son of the bitch…you know????lebron james is a king????he is my idol…..fuck you???
lbj=fake
Lebron sucks, no1 calls anything on him… carmelo kobe d-wade dwight howard and many otheres r better then him.
comman man lebro has no basketball skill
GET A LIFE AND STOP HATIN ON MY NIGGA
Lebron suks DIK……………. Period. He will never be on the same level as MJ, Dr J or Kobe. All the fukin hype and he still aint shittt. All the Lecrab fans on here, stop suking his DIKK. Let him win a title first before you take it up your arse for him. Now run along and kiss the Celtics ring you bunch of little CRAB WHORES………….FUK LEBRON AND HIS CRAB BABIES.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…………. LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT TRYING TO MAN UP FOR LE SHIT LE BRONZE LE TRAVEL LE IDONTSHAKE HANDS …………. FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAD, HE SUCKS 0-4 AGAINST THE SPURS YOU STUPID FUCK……. BROZNE MEDAL COULDNT EVEN WIN GOLD WITHOUT KOBE AND J KIDD. FUCK YOU AND HIM YOU FUCK. WHO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIS MONEY, HE’S A FUCKING LOSER, YOU TELLING PEOPLE TO SUCK SOME TITTS WHEN YOUR SUCKING HIS DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER….. FUCK OFF AND WITNESS MY NUTS BOUNCING OFF YOUR MOMS HEAD FAGGOT.
And you defend a dude you dont even know, so whats the difference? FAGOT.
You are so right and I thought I was the only one who thought this. LeBron is nothing but hype and he will NEVER win a championship game or be the next michael jordan. I don’t know why his teammates insist on pumping him up…..Like Mo Williams……he’s a nobody and i bet after this season the cavs will trade him or release his ass.
YOUR ALL QUEER ASS PIECES OF SHIT
Isaiah Thomas told me Lebron was a fuckin faggot. I believe him!
why is he famous again?? swept by the spurs?? got the bronze medal without kobe?? and niggas got the swine flu!! nasty ass overrated man from ohio!!
fuck you bitch, dont look at this page. Your lover lebronze is gay according to isaiah thomas which makes u a cock suckin faggot!!! He also has the swine flu! NEVER GONNA WIN A RING! UR AS BIG A LOSER AS HIM! fuck you, your probably from ohio…u bitch
Lebron James is a great player. He is great for the city of Cleveland. He brings in attention. Whoever wrote this needs to settle down. However, I do agree that Lebron is an idiot off the court because of what he did with the Indians. I mean c’mon you are gonna wear a Yankee’s hat to an Indians game. I am glad the Tribe beat them in ’07. What about him dunking on George Bush! George Bush really has a bad rap and he didn’t really do anything. Obama is the one that is doing something and screwing this country up. So my comment says it, Lebron James is a great player on the court, but an idiot off of it.
here is an average for you, queer. lebron james averages zero rings per finger. go fuck yourself
and you probably have a dick in your mouth right now… maybe two
u gay
Excellent argument. Also, is your name Tyrian? Uh…
lebron sucks no doubt on it..this year cav won’t make play off..lebron won’t win even a single ring like barkley!!!
i won’t say lebron sucks but i will say lebron won’t win even a single ring like barkley..