(NOTE: I wrote this crap a long time ago – at the very moment my intense hatred for LeBron was born. Yes, some of it is out of date. Most of it isn’t. No, I’ll never get around to changing it. Yes, I am lazy.)
We are all witnesses…
…to the bullshit.
Why does this site exist? Simple: because I hate LeBron James. I hate him for many reasons – some within his control, some outside of his control. However, ultimately, he is the one most responsible for what he has become: a complete monstrosity. So I focus my hatred on him. I hate LeBron James.
LeBron James has been the most hyped sports figure, possibly the most hyped human being, in the history of civilization. Think about how ridiculous that is. Nike conspired with a bunch of cracker-ass suburban teenagers, Stuart Scott, and thousands of sweatshop factory owners in Southeast Asia to create a GOD out of a kid who bounces an orange ball off of a wooden floor. And most of this transpired before he even played in a single NBA game, let alone before he made his first playoff game-winning shot with the help of an unconscionable travesty of a five step, triple pivot foot travel.
I didn’t start out hating on LeBron. When he first came into the league, I decided that it wasn’t his fault a bunch of goons had decided to invest millions and millions of dollars in him and turn ESPN into a scientology-esque brainwashing mechanism to pump him up. I gave him a fair shake. But ever since the Cavs lifted themselves out of the basement and into relevancy, and I actually had to see LeBron play in some games of consequence, I realized that I just can’t stand the pompous jerk he has become. The real LeBron is an entirely different creature than the LeBron filtered through Sportscenter, stories written by spineless sportswriters with massive LeBoners, and super-overwrought Nike commercials. Bottom line: LeBron is a cheater. Charging? Not Lebron. If they consistently call him for charging in one game, he whines during and after the game, and the calls abruptly stop. Remember Kobe’s “the charge/dunk” on Steve Nash? LeBron did the same thing, only more obvious, and of course it was completely overlooked during the in-game and post-game analyses. And “The Travel” game-winner? What a joke. And, as both the Wizards and Pistons series proved, it is pretty clear that nobody calls fouls on the Cavs at the end of close games. Did I just see a foul on Gilbert Arenas? Rip Hamilton? Rasheed Wallace? Nope. Of *course* not.
And the announcers? If I couldn’t actually hear them clapping their hands like little schoolgirls every time LeBron touches the ball, I would swear they were gently cradling LeBron’s nut sack with them. And all of this is LeBron’s fault. He loves it and feeds it with a steady diet of overexposure, mega-annoying antics, and transparent displays of false humility. However, despite Nike’s legion of handlers and PR guys, LeBron’s false modesty has fallen away, exposing him for the pampered, ultra-conceited, ref-coddled little punk that he is. He relishes in the circus of bullshit like a spoiled little brat. The talcum powder clap thing? The whining and scowling when he is clearly allowed to travel, charge, and bumble his way to the basket on every play? Talking trash when he knows damn well that he wins games because of 1972 Olympics vs. the Russians-style bullshit? Yeah, he had his “the mailman doesn’t deliver on Sundays” moment. But it was pathetic and tacky, not ballsy.
What does all this mean? Mark my words: LeBron James will be the one to finally ruin the NBA.
Throughout the ages, many assholes have tried to destroy professional basketball…but they have all fallen just short. Some were great players, some were huge jerks, most were a combination of the two. Wilt Chamberlain: too powerful. Michael Jordan: too good. Shaq: too much of a freak. Kobe: the Gumby fade (oh, and he might have done a couple of other things…). Scottie Pippen: never tipped a waitress in his life. Harold Miner: just plain sucked. None of these guys forced fans to totally write off professional basketball. But none of these guys had enough nicknames to get the job done, did they?. LeBron “Golden Child, LeBronze, Chosen One, ‘Air’ Apparent, Bill Brasky, King” James will succeed where they failed.
Does anyone really think that a player already christened as the greatest player ever by dozens of prominent sportswriters won’t be fellated by the media so as not to render all of their “greatest player ever” predictions invalid? Does anyone really think that the player unanimously decreed to be the future of the NBA before he played a single game, and who is the foundation of Nike’s biggest marketing campaign ever, won’t be shamelessly protected by the refs? If LeBron ever does win an NBA title, it will have at least as much to do with the 8,000 foot Nike poster plastered on the side of the moon as it has to do with his skills.
So, in summary, I hate LeBron James with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. So should you. And by the way, Cavs fans, you’re a bunch of punks. I hope you cry when LeBron ditches you for the bright lights of New York. I’m glad Jordan made that one shot on Craig Ehlo and then almost punched his head off. You deserved it. I might feel sorry for you after you have repented and you begin to hate the Knicks or the Nets or whatever franchise steals your star. Cause he’s not yours for long.
yeah…. coasting there to the finals. That’s why they are down 3-2 to a 3rd seeded team wow. And last time i checked Lebron isn’t Jesus that KF is going to hell for talking about. what a pathetic bandwagon CaVS FAN. I HOPE THEY GO TO FINALS SO KOBE AND THE GANG CAN RAPE THEIR ASSES. LAKERS ARE 2-0 AGAINST PRINCESS JAMES!
hahah
stu, r u serious?
yeah, the heat dont depend on the heat… they just get dominated when he doesent play… get ur facts right…
OMG you people need to get out more and stop smoking METH.
wow people here have NO life, but to bash other people, when they wont amount to anything in life but haters. haha LBJ is the best.
Hahahahahaha. It’s over, he’s done for another year. You guys have one more chance before he’s gone. Oh wait, he loves Cleveland so maybe he’ll stay… Hahahahahahaha
Suck it. Lebron sucks. He had the full backing of the NBA, David Stern, the refs, the commentators, the writers and he still couldn’t pull the win. Time to throw the teammates under the bus…
no i dont talk black on a website, i hate lebron james but i hate people who do that more
so yeah
you are a real bball fan my friend….i always thought i was alone but here is this wonderful website dedicated to the TRUTH. Thank you.
P.S. i know you said u hated the NBA’s starfucking…but d-wade deserved that MVP
If LB doesn’t win then nobody else deserves to win. He is the only person in the world that works hard. Never seen a battlefield but yet takes every opportunity to compare the basketball court as such. He is the only true warrior, coming into the game straight out of High School and is a natural born leader. LB knows how everything works, and can explain everything to you in details by the few videos that he has seen. He doesn’t need to do anything or live through any hardship physically, when he closes his eyes he can mentally project all experiences within his mind. His head is larger and hangs higher than all other men that have came before or after him. Self proclaimed KING and the best at everything! Lets all hurry to the store and buy his merchandise before its all sold out!!!
Spell check: Byast is not a word, I believe you meant biased. There are also numerous grammatical errors and misuse of the verb “to be.”
Theory check: You say Kobe has everyone on his team but that the Cavs are the most talented team in the NBA. Yet somehow you also say James has no one to help him out. That is a direct contradiction.
wow good comeback fag, Australia isnt even a world power so shut the fuck up. You shouldnt even be on this site, we are talking about “american” basketball players and not australian, so you go on some gay ass australian basketball players site and talk about him, o wait know one gives a shit about australian basketball players cause they suck dick. So stop coming to this site and you are retarded. And i stick up for lebron because he is my fucken cousin so back the fuck up.
hahaha thats exactly why i dont follow australian basketball dick, cos it is shit
wow ur his cousin…..i will shut up just cos i feel sorry for u cos u have it bad enough already without me saying shit to u ona website tha is obviously getting on your nerves, we cud shake hands and make up congradulate each ohter on such a wonderful display and argument for eveyone to enjoy, but why dont u just ignore it and walk straight on the bus and have a cry, u know since ur related to lebron u should share common qualities
Finals? Um, little premature with that comment, pal.
Look out its the grammar police
Wow! For anyone to talk about “class” and to swear a storm officially has no class. Lebron is one of the classiest guys you will ever know or hear about. He respects the game. Yes I am a huge Lebron James supporter but this is not right to critize a man that is as good as him. I mean for crying out loud, he won MVP this year(opposed to those that say he has no bling) mike brown recieved coach of the year especially when mike brown doesnt even make a desicion unless its ok with Lebron, Lebron won game 2 against Orlando with pure skill, and lebron is the only player in the history of basketball to put up the averages of 40 points a game/8 assists a game/8 rebounds a game, and he has performed countless amounts of charity and work for less fortunate people. He is the face of Cleveland. There is no handbook or guideline that states lebron has to like the cleveland browns or cleveland indians he can like whoever he wants because he is King James. He is the best player in the Nba.. EVER. For God sakes when he won MVP he bought everyone on his team a very nice Nikon camera and told them he couldnt have won MVP without their assistance. And as far as how classy he is he freaking sent Dwight Howard an e-mail after game 6 (loss) and said how great he played and Good Luck in The NBA Finals! LEBRON JAMES THE KING THE MVP AND THE BEST PLAYER EVER!!!!!
Told you he was gonna choke… The boy goes to the line like a 100 times a game gets only 8 assist. Think about it he handles the ball as much as chris paul does and he only gets 7-8 assists. Lechoke is just a stat padder hyped by stern and the refs..
“NICK” You have no idea what you are talkin about..
“Look out its the grammar police” is incorrect. Because you are contracting it and is, an apostrophe is needed. The correct sentence should be, “Look out, it’s the grammar police.”
But I’m sure you knew that…
“Nick” please explain how sending an email is classy when you walk out of a game without congratulating someone? That is ridiculous.
By the way, “THE BEST PLAYER EVER?” I think the FBI is on its way over to your house to look for crack.
Dude Bernanrd,
I do agree with you that star treatment has gotten out-of-hand for LeBron AND other stars too like Wade and Kobe. I’ve realized though the NBA has been long destroyed and corrupted before LeBron (or Wade and Kobe) got to the league because the NBA, from start has just solely been about business marketing and making money. They follow wherever the money is and I can understand that but it’s to the point now where all they care about is the success of large market franchises.
Giving star preferential treatment isn’t as worse as large business market franchise getting treatment. Being from Portland, I may seem a little biased but I honestly feel that success of Trail Blazers this season is much bigger story than media pans it out to be. I’ve heard more about what NY will do in 2010 than the success of other small name teams this season which’s completely bullshit. Big name franchises receive too much treatment in their favor at the cost of screwing over other organizations. And I’m also sick of the same tired ass team match ups on ESPN and TNT; There’s no diversity.
The NBA has just become nothing more than a commercial transcontinental business cesspool where marketing franchises are worshiped. It’s really a shame and that’s why I’ve stopped watching it.
The NBA…
where a bunch of business goons make money happens.
Well fucking said.
Im sure you know you can’t end a sentence with …
yo dumbshit. he punches kendrik perkins and glen davis no fuckin call. ray allen says shut up he gets two techinicals go watch the march 3rd 2009 game dumshit
no you dumb ass, im talking about kobe mean face. seen it the other night.
what? they are a “good” team with him, with out him there a REALLY BAD team. Damn a few games over 500 with Wade having an MVP type season and you thing they wouldn’t be a bad team with out him. God I use to come to this site because people said some things that made sense and its good to get other thoughts on LBJ, but damn.. dumb.. dumb.. dumb…
lol you are so immature.
The double standard.
I agree with everything you said except that kobe gets star treatment. If you watch the games you will see how many calls he doesnt get just for the fact that he is more of a shooter and not a guy that draws fouls by trying to run into people.
to me lebron has destoyed the game.
i hope lebron ends his career with no rings.
Since it’s been sometime now that the cavs have packed their bags, and Orlando has been playing in the Finals, I have learned one thing.. From this series, I know he can dominate very easily, despite the refs or this or that or whatever.. He can dominate, he is very dangerous however I have never liked Lebron James.. But fact of the matter, as the 2010′s dawn on us, Lebron is only gonna get better(physically of course, probably not skill wise) and as he gets better, his head is gonna get larger.. And larger, and larger.. His behavior, recently with the rude exit, and the pushover Stern, and non apology drama is only a small act of WHAT IS TO COME in the 2010′s. These events are only the doorway into the new dawn(darkness) of the NBA..
To those gents who hate Lebron James.. We have two options..
Option 1.
Stop watching the NBA
“he will destroy this league” B.G. Watkins
Option 2.
Find some mental acceptance in this new decade to the B.S. “Chosen One”
Or we may go crazy to all the unbearable acts of classless, tackiness, hype.
Or theres otion 3.
Time will pass by, and Lebron will wear out his welcome, and the public won’t be so naively led on..
@ lbj is a bitch
You have to be kiddin me right? For a start, star treatment doesn’t just come from driving to the basket. There’s a lot more to it. And for the record Kobe does get treatment under the basket, otherwise he’ll cry like a baby. I’ve seen him get calls that completely screw over other teams.
So tell me..why did Ron Artest get ejected when it should of been Kobe for elbowing him in the face in Game 2 of this years playoffs? Answer is simple. Cause he’s one of NBAs favorite superstars.
We can all agree LeBrons a bitch. But please dont tell me Kobes any better cause hes not. Quite honestly I sometimes think hes worse. He complains about everything until he gets things his way and all he cares about is his pathetic ego. That’s why he wanted to be traded last year. Thats why he wanted Shaq to leave so he can be the big show.
Kobe is overrated…
@mitch
i would kick ur fucken australian ass u peice of shit, fuck u, You hav no idea about basketball, i bet you couldnt even name the starting five on the cavz
neither could lebron
wow watch a game, kobe drives the lane and goes to the line all the time. Good to see you dumb f*cks havn’t watched the finals. Looks like the Lakers are getting all the calls, but rape Kobe doesn’t do any thing wrong in your eyes. Ya Lebron is bad for the league.. Come on The worse thing the man has done is not shake hands…. You people are just f*cking dumb
ok so now because you have no decent comeback you say óh i cud kick your ass’ wow your are really hardcore cousin of lebitch. and who cares bout the cavs starting five, lebitch doesnt give a shit about them so why should I
JAMES IS SO FAKE IF IT WASNT FOR THE REFS HIS GAME WOULD BE DOWN THE TOILET HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE SO IM JUST GLAD HE DID NOT WIN A CHAMP THIS YEAR!
Lebron James is the greatest player born better than kobe or jordan, they suck his balls bud. U guys dont know shit about basketball i cud beat all of u on me any day….Fuckin ppl
james needs agame plan
Austin you need to get a life. Screw you and lebitch
fuckin dipshits, lebron and the little cavaliers lost to the magic and lebron still has no ring and noone say next year duh next year he will never get a ring because the regular season is a show and the playoffs is the real deal exactly were they cant win that idiot cannot win in the real game of basketball
until queen james wins a championship, which will not happen for as long as hes playing with the cavs, i wont believe the hype and i wont take him seriously. You cant put him in the same category as the great players like jordan, kobe, shaq, magic, kareem, even dwyane wade because he doesnt have a ring. i mean what are the nba players fighting for? mvp awards and the ability to make the playoffs?
FUCK YOU..YOU A BITCH ASS DUDE THATS JEALOUS OF ANOTHER MANS ACCOMPLISHMENTS COME ON GROW SOME NUTS AND A LIFE.. GET A GIRL. SUCK SOME TITTIES FOR SURE YOU KNOW LEBRON IS SUCKIN SOME TITTIES. HA GET PAID GET MONEY. GET REAL. YOU AINT SHIT IN LIFE..NO ONE WILL EVER GIVE YOU RESPECT ON N OFF THE COURT ALL THAT TIME YOU WASTE HATING ON ANOTHER DUDE YOU COULD BE IMPROVING YOURSELF , JEALOUS IS SOMETHING I HAVEN’T FELT SINCE DAMN NEAR ELEMENTARY FOR YEARS SUCKS TO BE YOU
Hate lebron more than I have ever hated anything or anyone.
Lakers vs celtics next year and lakers repeat
Uh…well said. You make several solid points.
I agree with you on every single point, I think.
Though I will say that I think you should remove
the paragraph about his physical appearance; I
happen to AGREE with you about his looks! But
it isn’t really relevant, and therefore it lowers
your credibility. It makes it look like you’re about
appearances, when in fact I can see that you’re about
integrity, and you have a big-picture of sports in
our culture that few are able to share. But all of
your points about LeBron would be every bit as true
even if he was a handsome guy.
By the way–I live in the Cleveland area.
You’re right. Done.
As I posted on your old site before you updated it… this is maybe the all time greatest/funniest sites I have ever been to ever… it’s up there with Maddox (http://maddox.xmission.com/) for sure. Again, I would like to come back and honor you… please keep this site up to date, it is very important archive to hand over to the cavs fans once Lebronze leaves for the Brooklyn Nets!
you’re right… some guy to average over 35points in the playoffs suck… you’re right it is probably easy to do that… he probably got MVP for no reason… you’re right they just give that out to the worst players… its not like he’s already better at 23years old than kobe was… you’re right… its not like the Cavaliers advanced to the Conference Finals for the first time since 1992 or anything… lebron probably didn’t do that single handled… you’re right
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH he probably sucks..
EVERY SINGLE NEGATIVE THING YOU SAID ABOUT LEBRON….. KOBE DOES! You are a fucking idiot. How do you ever have your own website?
“Wilt Chamberlain: too powerful. Michael Jordan: too good. Shaq: too much of a freak. Kobe: the Gumby fade (oh, and he might have done a couple of other things…). Scottie Pippen: never tipped a waitress in his life. Harold Miner: just plain sucked”
hahahahhah yeah everyone read this HAROLD MINER probably was not good at all…. hahahhahahah yeah he probably wasn’t one of the best dunkers in the NBA or anything hahahhahah omg i can not believe this website exists. Complete bullshit and people are buying it… oh yeah btw, it is so obvious Wilt was just “Too Powerful”… i mean obviously thats just what most people think of him
hahahaha i left three comments destroying this website and they weren’t approved… apparently the guy running the website is afraid of those facts i pointed out proving him wrong
you guys are fucking morons lebron has been playing with shit teamates until this past season and at best his teamates were mediocre. Kobe wouldnt have been able to do shit with Lebrons team probablty would have just squeeked into the playoffs. All you guys who hate lebron are ignorant. He is a man who has got his life in line. When he first joined the league do you no who he asked for guidance. I bet you dont but it was no other than Tiger Woods. You are disrepctiing the face of Cleveland who has so much puts so much pressure on himself to bring a championship to Cleveland