(NOTE: I wrote this crap a long time ago – at the very moment my intense hatred for LeBron was born. Yes, some of it is out of date. Most of it isn’t. No, I’ll never get around to changing it. Yes, I am lazy.)
We are all witnesses…
…to the bullshit.
Why does this site exist? Simple: because I hate LeBron James. I hate him for many reasons – some within his control, some outside of his control. However, ultimately, he is the one most responsible for what he has become: a complete monstrosity. So I focus my hatred on him. I hate LeBron James.
LeBron James has been the most hyped sports figure, possibly the most hyped human being, in the history of civilization. Think about how ridiculous that is. Nike conspired with a bunch of cracker-ass suburban teenagers, Stuart Scott, and thousands of sweatshop factory owners in Southeast Asia to create a GOD out of a kid who bounces an orange ball off of a wooden floor. And most of this transpired before he even played in a single NBA game, let alone before he made his first playoff game-winning shot with the help of an unconscionable travesty of a five step, triple pivot foot travel.
I didn’t start out hating on LeBron. When he first came into the league, I decided that it wasn’t his fault a bunch of goons had decided to invest millions and millions of dollars in him and turn ESPN into a scientology-esque brainwashing mechanism to pump him up. I gave him a fair shake. But ever since the Cavs lifted themselves out of the basement and into relevancy, and I actually had to see LeBron play in some games of consequence, I realized that I just can’t stand the pompous jerk he has become. The real LeBron is an entirely different creature than the LeBron filtered through Sportscenter, stories written by spineless sportswriters with massive LeBoners, and super-overwrought Nike commercials. Bottom line: LeBron is a cheater. Charging? Not Lebron. If they consistently call him for charging in one game, he whines during and after the game, and the calls abruptly stop. Remember Kobe’s “the charge/dunk” on Steve Nash? LeBron did the same thing, only more obvious, and of course it was completely overlooked during the in-game and post-game analyses. And “The Travel” game-winner? What a joke. And, as both the Wizards and Pistons series proved, it is pretty clear that nobody calls fouls on the Cavs at the end of close games. Did I just see a foul on Gilbert Arenas? Rip Hamilton? Rasheed Wallace? Nope. Of *course* not.
And the announcers? If I couldn’t actually hear them clapping their hands like little schoolgirls every time LeBron touches the ball, I would swear they were gently cradling LeBron’s nut sack with them. And all of this is LeBron’s fault. He loves it and feeds it with a steady diet of overexposure, mega-annoying antics, and transparent displays of false humility. However, despite Nike’s legion of handlers and PR guys, LeBron’s false modesty has fallen away, exposing him for the pampered, ultra-conceited, ref-coddled little punk that he is. He relishes in the circus of bullshit like a spoiled little brat. The talcum powder clap thing? The whining and scowling when he is clearly allowed to travel, charge, and bumble his way to the basket on every play? Talking trash when he knows damn well that he wins games because of 1972 Olympics vs. the Russians-style bullshit? Yeah, he had his “the mailman doesn’t deliver on Sundays” moment. But it was pathetic and tacky, not ballsy.
What does all this mean? Mark my words: LeBron James will be the one to finally ruin the NBA.
Throughout the ages, many assholes have tried to destroy professional basketball…but they have all fallen just short. Some were great players, some were huge jerks, most were a combination of the two. Wilt Chamberlain: too powerful. Michael Jordan: too good. Shaq: too much of a freak. Kobe: the Gumby fade (oh, and he might have done a couple of other things…). Scottie Pippen: never tipped a waitress in his life. Harold Miner: just plain sucked. None of these guys forced fans to totally write off professional basketball. But none of these guys had enough nicknames to get the job done, did they?. LeBron “Golden Child, LeBronze, Chosen One, ‘Air’ Apparent, Bill Brasky, King” James will succeed where they failed.
Does anyone really think that a player already christened as the greatest player ever by dozens of prominent sportswriters won’t be fellated by the media so as not to render all of their “greatest player ever” predictions invalid? Does anyone really think that the player unanimously decreed to be the future of the NBA before he played a single game, and who is the foundation of Nike’s biggest marketing campaign ever, won’t be shamelessly protected by the refs? If LeBron ever does win an NBA title, it will have at least as much to do with the 8,000 foot Nike poster plastered on the side of the moon as it has to do with his skills.
So, in summary, I hate LeBron James with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. So should you. And by the way, Cavs fans, you’re a bunch of punks. I hope you cry when LeBron ditches you for the bright lights of New York. I’m glad Jordan made that one shot on Craig Ehlo and then almost punched his head off. You deserved it. I might feel sorry for you after you have repented and you begin to hate the Knicks or the Nets or whatever franchise steals your star. Cause he’s not yours for long.
I HATE HIM TOO HE IS A WORS PLAYER IN DA WORLD
Wors player in da world? not thats just dumb, not very good english either.
GO CAVS!!!
“I LOVE KOBE” u suck and this page sucks LeBron James is one of the best nba players
!!!GO CAVS!!!
honestly kobe is a better player than lebron. kobe can control a game and play in clutch situations lebron can’t even make it to the show. kobe has done more in three years than lebron will do in a lifetime.lebron is a gell of a player but when you say kobe bryant everyone knows who you are taling about.
kb24 baby 08-09 championship
hell sorry busy drinkin
“jmak” “this page” you don’t even know!!!!! if you love lebron why are you on a site called I hate lebron james. enough said right there.
same reason why i dont like him.. too much media on his ass . he is not the best nba player, kobe and wade are better.I hope he never wins a ring cuz if ever he really is the best player in the nba i will stop watching basketball. I hate his style of play all muscle no skills.
Don’t change a word. It still makes me laugh my ass off. Lebron James sucks balls.
[...] I was going to write a LOT more on this, but found this site after a quick Google search. Read it. The man’s revulsion for Bron is fabulous, just [...]
preach it sir. this is the best thing i have read EVER
too funny to read all this from just a veryyyyyyy veryyyyyy veryyyyyyy disapointed wizzy fan
i feel sorry for beating you gilrs everytime in the playoffs
everybody knows you are the crybabys not bron!
except jamison your team is just full of loooooooosers!!!!!
This is great. Anyone watch the Cavs vrs Celtics? What a great game LeBron sure looked over rated in that game. I understand all the hate, I was the same way with Jordan, but while KING JAMES is in cleveland Im gonna love him and if he leaves… F*** basketball.
LeBron will ruin the NBA?? hahah he resurrected it! Hey dont hate because the guy is the best at what he does. Us Cleveland fans are spoiled, LeBron isnt leaving. Sorry. Looks like a Cavs dynasty and all because of the “chosen one”, KING JAMES!
tyler and that dickhead “”4 all u haterz”" of course wizards get upset wen they lose cos lebron never gets a fucking call, if those 1000 career travels had been called it wudnt b the way it is today
keep on draming
i meant dreaming
u girls are so ridicolous that i can`t write right
wow “4 all u haterz” come back to quote more this site must really be on ur nerves hahaha grow a dick, harden the fuck up and respect ppls oppinions
@Jmak
Haha. You can’t be serious..
Lebron is hella over rated. All he is, is muscle. On some occasions he shoots jump shots. But mostly all he does is drive in and i guess he gets fouled. Your retarded for saying u hated Jordan. Who hates on the best player to ever play basketball??
As long as he’s in Cle, he will never win a championship.
nuff said.
Lebron makes NBA look fake. The guy shoots 33% in clutch to kobe’s 50&…. Who likes a guy bullying his way in?
HIs stats are good cuz he runs everything for the cavs if kobe had the ball that often he would be even more productive.
i just don’t understand why you would hate such a wonderful and great player. Lebron goes hard every time he’s on the court shit even when he’s not!!! To hate him is like hating yourself. you a complete idiot for hating this man! i absoutely love him, and think he’s sexy!!!!!!!
He’s gonna be MVP of 2008-2009 season whether you like it or not !!!
HATERS will make you FAMOUS i tell you and believe it or not, and you better believe he will out shine you weak ass bastards!
wow, Lebron is the best player in the NBA. He can drive better then anyone and he does make a descent amount of jump shots. He can single handley win games for the Cavs. He is instopable and by far the best player in the NBA. who compares. He is young and just starting off his carrer and already top 5 in the NBA. How can you be over rated and do that
I get that Kobe and DWade are just almost as good as Lebron but u honeslty cant say he sucks. He is top three players in the NBA. He avereges 27.7 pnts a game. How the hell duz that suc. who ever made this site is retarted because you probably suck at basketball and probably wont even come close to as good as Lebron is in 4 life times. He might hav not won a championship but he still has a lot more years left and he gets the job done
Fuck all u retards who made this site
thank u Lorenzo! thats what i been tryin to tell this Bernard Watkins Fool.
Honest, of corse u would give all the credit to lebron. You’ve never seen the cavs play this year have u?
All of you Americans are retards. Worshipping an idiot ball player who have not contribute anything to society and here most of you giving him money to make him richer and in the mean time most of you lost your $6/hour job and homes.
Pathetic Americans.
@Tim
Great point Tim. So your saying Ben Wallace should have the same numbers as LBJ Because he has just as much muscle. I guess Chris Paul is only good because he’s fast, Tim Duncan because he’s tall. Come on man come up with something better than that.
lebron is over rated. Saw the game against detroit yesturday. The team beat detroit without him. the 2 time he was on the bench they made a run. He tries to do too much which ends up in bad positions. Lebron is a good player thats all…
All you haters can keep getting at me, and wasting your time, while I’m out making money and winning games..
? can fuck all of you…? love lebron so so so much because he is best player in the world….you jackass…
yeah yeah take that than he is suck good player that he can beat kobe and dwight same time…lebron is best
hey the honest listen to me…cavaliers beat detroit..because lebron did points and his taemmates helped him…you are so lier
lorenzo you are my man because u love lebron….this guys are sick man…all of them
kf do you know you are son of the bitch !!!!!
all of you son of the bitch !!!! ha ha ha ha take those you assholes bitches !!!!!
haha this website is awesome the way this season is shaping up i can tell you’re going to get some great fodder the site this is the season lebron became more annoying than kobe whining about allstar snub of his teammates blaming a cold for the bulls loss blaming the refs for the magic loss cry me a river queen james why should you be the only one not screwed over by incompetent nba refs
i dont know if this site know but lebron james right now is puttin up a better PER rating than mj
lebron a beast and he is the nba
Anyone watching Lebron being just a “good” player right now
My real name is austin not lorenzo, thats my friend
But honeslty u cant say he sucks when he lite it up against detroit. He hit 3 threes and had around 38. i no Koba had 61 last night. we all know kobe is amazing but has he been putting up the numbers lebron has in the season. NO
@I LOVE KOBE
Hes as much of a team player as you are a good speller
all i have to say is 52 motha fucka
So you and your “friend” share an email address? That’s normal.
I cant beliveve lebron fans are visiting IHATELEBRONJAMES.COM lol …. Get a life and deal with the the fact that lebron only has stats because of the amount of poisitions he runs for clevland just like chris paul.. Kobe does everything better than lebron. Lebron is just a better inside finisher and you cant take that away from him..So stop comparing lebron to better players like kobe and dwayne by measuing stats..
yeah 52 off 33 attempts to kobe 61 with 31 attemts and 8 less minutes.lol
Lebron busted his balls trying to score but went 2 for 11 in the second half lol
Thats against the knicks D … Lebron is a great passser and a inside finisher ..THATS ALL
He isnt half a kobe when it comes to being a scorer..
he averarages 2 more assists on twice the amount of positions..
STAT PADDER