(NOTE: I wrote this crap a long time ago – at the very moment my intense hatred for LeBron was born. Yes, some of it is out of date. Most of it isn’t. No, I’ll never get around to changing it. Yes, I am lazy.)
We are all witnesses…
…to the bullshit.
Why does this site exist? Simple: because I hate LeBron James. I hate him for many reasons – some within his control, some outside of his control. However, ultimately, he is the one most responsible for what he has become: a complete monstrosity. So I focus my hatred on him. I hate LeBron James.
LeBron James has been the most hyped sports figure, possibly the most hyped human being, in the history of civilization. Think about how ridiculous that is. Nike conspired with a bunch of cracker-ass suburban teenagers, Stuart Scott, and thousands of sweatshop factory owners in Southeast Asia to create a GOD out of a kid who bounces an orange ball off of a wooden floor. And most of this transpired before he even played in a single NBA game, let alone before he made his first playoff game-winning shot with the help of an unconscionable travesty of a five step, triple pivot foot travel.
I didn’t start out hating on LeBron. When he first came into the league, I decided that it wasn’t his fault a bunch of goons had decided to invest millions and millions of dollars in him and turn ESPN into a scientology-esque brainwashing mechanism to pump him up. I gave him a fair shake. But ever since the Cavs lifted themselves out of the basement and into relevancy, and I actually had to see LeBron play in some games of consequence, I realized that I just can’t stand the pompous jerk he has become. The real LeBron is an entirely different creature than the LeBron filtered through Sportscenter, stories written by spineless sportswriters with massive LeBoners, and super-overwrought Nike commercials. Bottom line: LeBron is a cheater. Charging? Not Lebron. If they consistently call him for charging in one game, he whines during and after the game, and the calls abruptly stop. Remember Kobe’s “the charge/dunk” on Steve Nash? LeBron did the same thing, only more obvious, and of course it was completely overlooked during the in-game and post-game analyses. And “The Travel” game-winner? What a joke. And, as both the Wizards and Pistons series proved, it is pretty clear that nobody calls fouls on the Cavs at the end of close games. Did I just see a foul on Gilbert Arenas? Rip Hamilton? Rasheed Wallace? Nope. Of *course* not.
And the announcers? If I couldn’t actually hear them clapping their hands like little schoolgirls every time LeBron touches the ball, I would swear they were gently cradling LeBron’s nut sack with them. And all of this is LeBron’s fault. He loves it and feeds it with a steady diet of overexposure, mega-annoying antics, and transparent displays of false humility. However, despite Nike’s legion of handlers and PR guys, LeBron’s false modesty has fallen away, exposing him for the pampered, ultra-conceited, ref-coddled little punk that he is. He relishes in the circus of bullshit like a spoiled little brat. The talcum powder clap thing? The whining and scowling when he is clearly allowed to travel, charge, and bumble his way to the basket on every play? Talking trash when he knows damn well that he wins games because of 1972 Olympics vs. the Russians-style bullshit? Yeah, he had his “the mailman doesn’t deliver on Sundays” moment. But it was pathetic and tacky, not ballsy.
What does all this mean? Mark my words: LeBron James will be the one to finally ruin the NBA.
Throughout the ages, many assholes have tried to destroy professional basketball…but they have all fallen just short. Some were great players, some were huge jerks, most were a combination of the two. Wilt Chamberlain: too powerful. Michael Jordan: too good. Shaq: too much of a freak. Kobe: the Gumby fade (oh, and he might have done a couple of other things…). Scottie Pippen: never tipped a waitress in his life. Harold Miner: just plain sucked. None of these guys forced fans to totally write off professional basketball. But none of these guys had enough nicknames to get the job done, did they?. LeBron “Golden Child, LeBronze, Chosen One, ‘Air’ Apparent, Bill Brasky, King” James will succeed where they failed.
Does anyone really think that a player already christened as the greatest player ever by dozens of prominent sportswriters won’t be fellated by the media so as not to render all of their “greatest player ever” predictions invalid? Does anyone really think that the player unanimously decreed to be the future of the NBA before he played a single game, and who is the foundation of Nike’s biggest marketing campaign ever, won’t be shamelessly protected by the refs? If LeBron ever does win an NBA title, it will have at least as much to do with the 8,000 foot Nike poster plastered on the side of the moon as it has to do with his skills.
So, in summary, I hate LeBron James with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. So should you. And by the way, Cavs fans, you’re a bunch of punks. I hope you cry when LeBron ditches you for the bright lights of New York. I’m glad Jordan made that one shot on Craig Ehlo and then almost punched his head off. You deserved it. I might feel sorry for you after you have repented and you begin to hate the Knicks or the Nets or whatever franchise steals your star. Cause he’s not yours for long.
Hey, Dan Gilbert i hope 100 muskeetos invest your crothc and your arms are to short to scratch. And for every point LeBron scores on Cleveland i hope you feel like a DICK. Im glad you got fined 100 grand so you can learn some respect you white trash dildo. One more thing FUCK YOU all the emotional pussies that live in Cleveland.
Lebron is a loser and this is why not only is he an asshole for leaving the Cavs but he did it to be the second star on a team. Think about with under 2 mins wade is going to be the one to finish games. Lebron hyped as the next coming is nothing more than a secondary player on a team that couldn’t even fill the stands last season. The only comparisons that makes sense to me is that he wants to be a player like Scottie Pippen having to ride into glory under someone else s shadow. Shows he could never handle the pressure of being a number one star. No one should ever compare him to Michael, Kobe, Magic, Isiah, BIrd and older stars sorry only 30 didnt see the greats before then. I hope they supposed big three cant figure out how to work together plus Miami has no bigs and ontop of that bosh is a scorer but plays no d and is not physical at all. They also have no point guard is Lebron going to keep dribbling the ball up. While that would make me laugh. Lebron you truly are a Bitch that’s right you are a Bitch Lebron.
King who? hes no king, now hes wade’s bitch. never going to be the next Jordan when hes posing as Pippen. Fuck him, had to make a big deal about “The Decision”. he knew he was going since before the end of the olympic games. he faked a sore elbow for the rest of the season, a sore elbow that no doctor saw a problem. then threw the playoffs. i agree with gilbert on this one. fuck you lebron james
This site has been up for years, dipshit.
It’s actually a commonly used expression, fuckface. And you’re the one talking about fairly oddparents. I’m not even sure what the hell that is.
Delonte is your daddy. Just wait until Bosh and Wade double team your mom. What team will you run to next?
why does everyone hate this athlete what happend ? what did he do? im a reporter from greece!
BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
He started out at a private school he didn’t pay for. drove a Hummer and where did he get the gas for it? Insurance. He’s from the Ghetto and has advisors from the Ghetto. He deals with lawyers and you wonder why he makes bad decisions and can’t give a straight answer. too much hype and self promotion from a kid. now he’s moved down in positive pubic opinion. he’ll be his own downfall and failure, second best in miami and Kobe has overcome him by his own admission that he couldn’t win at his OWN team like Kobe, Jordan, Bird, or Magic.
Let him take his two HOES and Illegitimate kids down to miami and don’t come back to Ohio!
We want MORAL players.
Bro your a fuckin Loser…. Get off Lebron’s nuts and fuckin live life….He’s not God, so stop dick riding this dude and DO YOU….
I WISH A DUDE WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO GIVE ME JUST AS MUCH ATTENTION…. I DON’T EVEN GET THIS MUCH ATTENTION FROM MY MIA HOES!
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These dumb Miami Bron-Bron fans were saying that now he can stop the Kobe and his Lakers from winning any more championships.
That would make Bron-Bron a jealous, envious bastard, instead of a greedy, lazy bastard.
They aren’t going to give him a championship ring for tossing baby powder in the air.
I wonder what he’s gonna do when doesn’t win one with Miami? Probably go to the Clippers cause at this point after burning all his bridges I seriously don’t think any team wants the burden.
Fuck all ya’ll. I’m gonna win a championship. I am a champion. Fuck Michael. Fuck Charles. Fuck Ewing. Fuck Mark Cuban. Fuck Dan Gilbert. Fuck all the NBA teams who are against my greatness! And Fuck that bitch ass Kobe. I’m gonna win. Ya’ll see. Just wait.
I ain’t sharing a ring with Wade. He already got a fuckin ring. Why he need another ring anyway? Boch ain’t really on my level so I know he won’t mind me takin all the credit.
Just wait until I win that ring with my little helpers. HAHA! Yeah! All I got to do now is figure out how to stop my mama from fucking Delonte West.
Hell Yeah! Once I do that I know I will win more rings than bitch ass Kobe! My handlers told me back in how to go about it and I believe every word they say.
holyshit…really you hate lebron james so much you start a website…..thats just….wow and i thought my brother was a asshole
fuck you archer you are gay too choke on lebricks dick
kobe can kick the gay shit out of lechoke
http://www.videtteonline.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=32355%3Athe-worst-decision-in-the-history-of-basketball-&catid=38%3Asportsbasketball&Itemid=55
This should explain it all…
http://www.videtteonline.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=32355%3Athe-worst-decision-in-the-history-of-basketball-&catid=38%3Asportsbasketball&Itemid=55
lebron is a mother fucker ;; he grew up right here in ohio. &hes ditchin us for some bitch ass miami, so he can win championship and win a ring: whoopde-fucking-do! he aint even gona be best there like he was here; basket ball isnt for fame &forchin its for the fun of the game. so u know what even if miami does win championship us “clevelanders” will still party it up real fuckin good cause at least we still have our dignity &WE STAY TRUE TO OUR TEAM! unlike some ungreatful people.
oh youre cool pistons fan how original. while i kinda didnt like how he didnt tell his coach or offerers that he was goin with miami i salute his choice to move on to bigger and better things. oh and im not even a lebron fan and pistonsfan do you have nothing better to do than hate lebron? go get laid or something man
Hey archer you douche….I would argue with you but I am going to go get laid….in you mom’s stinky asshole
haha youre so funny starting with my moms dead killed in Iraq you know protecting assholes like you from getting off there ass and doing real work people like you abuse the right of freedom givin to them by those who die for there country just to hate people. i bet youre probably a racist too. i personally hope you and everyone like you live a terrible life and die alone and in a horrible way. and have a great day!!!
Truth is dat Cabron James is just a weak-minded little pussy….he knows dat he isn’t good enuff 2 carry a team on his back and win a championship…he don’t even wanna try.
Instead….he wants 2 be D-wade’s Bitch…..and prey dat Wade & Bosh can win a ring for him…since he can’t do it himself.
He also just fucked over da Cavs organization 4ever…..if he don’t wanna be there (and he’s home grown) why would any other NBA superstar ever wanna play there ever again?????
The Cavs will now be irrelevant for da next umpteenth years…all due to 1 GIANT SCUMBAG…..FUCK YOU Lebron…..and your Filthy HO Mother…..I hope D-WEST came in her mouth…pussy and asshole and treated her like da SLUT that she is….and u are just her BASTARD SON……..CABRON JAMES!
LeBron is a Greasy Cocksucker. He is one knee injury away from being the greatest never was in the history of basketball. Was his dad ever in jail? No, I am not talking about Delonte West, we know hes been to jail…
i’m so tired of people saying cleveland is full of “emotional pussies.” are you fucking kidding me?! sorry some people actually give a shit about their team. sorry some people are passionate about professional basketball. sorry this city had hope of obtaining a championship driven by a talent that’s one of our own. seriously, if you’re not from cleveland, shut the fuck up. cleveland’s allowed to be pissed.
if clevelanders are lame for dwelling on lebron leaving, then that makes you an even bigger loser. who has time to sit around and bitch about a city (other than their own) just to make themselves feel better? REALLY?!
no one gives a shit what you think. so just save it.
and please don’t get me started on correcting all of the grammatical and spelling errors of these ignorant comments.
it’s really not helping any of your cases.
Jesus christ! just because lebron james joined the miami heat how does that make his mom a ho!!! if your gonna hate someone theres no need to put it on his mother 2 holyshit!
hey archer i dont live in your country asswipe so you can eat my ass, and lechoke is still gay and so are you
btw you should travel somewhere so you can realize what a retard you sound like compared to normal people..and i had a 3way with your mom lechokes mom hahaha…eat a dick
Archer is a homosexual. Just wanted everyone to know how bad he wants to taste Lebrons penis juice.
awww you got the shit kicked out of you in highschool didnt you? And what are you a terrorist? And whats up with you and dick? sad that you got a tiny one and feel like talking about dick alot will compensate for your tinyness? you need to learn respect maybe then youl have friends and not have a crappy job and have to try and suck a promotion out of youre bosses cock. which you fail at.
youre still gay
oh and i almost forgot…your mom is my boss and her dick tastes like shit
hey archer you are really gay for lbj…and not every american is a redneck asshole like you you’re a homo dude
Dont be hatin on my son, jus cuz he aint no michael jordan and likes to fellates his buddies Dwayne ” the wad” Wade and Chris “power tool” Bosch.
It dont matter none anyway, aint none of these niggas even close to my Delonte. That red headed negro got a cock like a god damned gorilla. I loves me a silver back,
Ummmmmm…..joining the Heat did not make his mom a hoe…..being a crack whore, made his mom a hoe!!!!! And f*&king Delonte West did not discourage the disgusting, nasty rumors!!! This does not make him gay….just the son of a whore.
THE NBA F*CKING SUCKS>>>>>LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THIS C*CK!!!!!! Or Tim Donaghey…or whatever his name was…..Patrick Ewings draft card was bent……The NBA officials bet on the outcum of the games…..the g$y NBA players joined in and made super teams destroying the,….once most beautiful sport ever…..F Lebron…..F David Stern….F the NB FING A
The NBA sucks….this jerk off is the number one reason WHY!
“Muskeetos?” Holy shit, stop wasting your time on here and go get a GED you stupid fuck.
get at the facebook page ppl! I Hate :ebron James with a passion!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-Lebron-James-with-a-passion/136906593003428?ref=ts
I can’t stand this fucker named Lebron James. My reason? I’m sick of hearing about him in the news. I don’t even follow or watch basketball and I always hear about this spoiled punk in the news. Just go away Lebron and retire already, please!
look, cleveland sucks now. get over it. lebron is better than your run down city, and all you fans look like sore losers now. cry cry cry all you want. lebron is gone, u all look stupid, and no one else cares.
The funny thing is Archer is telling us to get a life and move on but he has the most comments on this thread. Why is it that you looked for this site? Maybe to try and kick us while we’re down? Funny thing, I am in the military and have been for 12 years now. I can honestly say I miss home and wish I could see my friends and family. Watching any game I could find on television made me feel that much closier to home. Do I hate LeBron? Of course I do but it all started years ago. My brother has a friend that works in the stadium and word gets around quick. LeBron was nothing but a spoiled rich kid. He knew he had the organization by the balls and would get away with murder if he had to. I had the chance to see him while stationed in San Antonio at a club. My wife paid the high dollar tickets to see him in VIP and he blew everyone off that was’nt wearing a mini skirt only covering half their ass. I dont blame Clevelanders for hating someone like that. Some hate the fact that he left but theres more into that than most think. Ohio has had the worst economy for many years. Everyone is just catching up to us now economically. The Cavs put some excitement into a city that had lost pretty much everything. The Cavs became LIFE to a lot of people and it gave them hope! Through this whole ordeal, he acted as though it did’nt bother him one bit. That is just low. I will always be an ALL CLEVELAND FAN but come playoffs I’ll be taking my spectating to OKC and witness a true Role Model and highly respectable NBA player in Kevin Durant. He will be the face of the NBA!
Archer, can I also add you had more dick in one comment than any of his combined. And who love’s Dick???