Thou shalt not directly address LeBron James, Chosen One…

13 Dec

LeBron’s egomania continues to grow despite his bumbling of “the decision” and yet another failed playoff run. The latest narcissistic delusion of King James I is truly astonishing – normal humans, no longer worthy of His acknowledgement, may not speak to Him directly. This rule extends to all non-deities, including legendary sports photographers:

This is how crazy it was: I wasn’t even allowed to talk directly to LeBron. There was a liaison, someone from Amar’e Stoudemire’s family. I would say to him, “O.K., have LeBron drive right,” and then he’d turn to LeBron and say, “LeBron, go right.”

Comical shit of this variety has led Bleacher Report to bestow upon LeBron the glorious title of Biggest Egomaniac in the History of Sports. Yes, bigger than Michael Jordan. Bigger than Jerry Jones. Bigger than A-Rod. Bigger than Muhammad Ali.  Bigger than every asshole to play or coach sports since the dawn of fucking time. “His Airness” Michael Jordan, he of 15 seasons and 6 titles (and 6 finals MVPs), could only muster a pathetic #48 ranking on the list. Fuck you and your entourage, Jordan! LeBron skyrocketed straight to #1 with zero championships and in half the time!  Ha!

LeBron, take note: this is the one time you will be ranked ahead of Jordan in anything. Everything else, you lose – scoring titles, championships, MVPs, Finals MVPs, number of Hitler mustaches sported on television…you name it. Savor this moment.

(courtesy Merriam Webster)


10 Responses to “Thou shalt not directly address LeBron James, Chosen One…”

  1. Ced December 27, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

    Get a life.

    The guy has done nothing wrong and yet people like you, the owner of this site, have nothing better to do than try and find something to cry about. He is probably the best example of a role model for young kids to admire and look up to. He gives back to the less fortunate (i.e. Over $1million dollars went to the Boys & Girls club)and you never hear of him doing anything even close to wrong. It’s a sad thing when you divote this much of your life to trying to make someone else’s life miserable.

  2. pee dee January 28, 2012 at 9:12 am #

    notice how the peedee protects lebron. The peedee is the worst newspaper.

  3. pd luvs lebron January 29, 2012 at 9:16 pm #

    You ever notice how the pd never goes against labron. They suck up to the rich and famous.

  4. Cred February 4, 2012 at 11:51 pm #

    dude, you must work for the plain dealer.

  5. kissup February 18, 2012 at 2:08 pm #

    boy did the peedee kiss up to lebron the last two days. anything for a story.

    LMAO..the Cleveland Press will return to Cleveland before lebron does.

  6. pee dee February 21, 2012 at 5:37 pm #

    Cred has no cred. A shill for the pd,no doubt.

  7. pd luvs lebron February 23, 2012 at 4:03 am #

    dude, you must be part of lebron’s posse’

  8. sid February 25, 2012 at 3:44 pm #

    pd will be pumpin’ LeBron during the All-Star break to come back to Cleveland.

  9. posse' March 2, 2012 at 3:18 pm #

    the posse’ is puting the heat on the pd to make him look good.

  10. hank March 4, 2012 at 2:12 pm #

    lebron is is putting the heat on the pd and the cavs.

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