4th Quarter of Game 2

3 Jun

Game 1 was boring and terrible.  However, I did notice that during the 5 or 10 minutes I was away from the game pouring myself whiskey drinks/smoking cigarettes/smashing things, the Mavericks seemed to go on runs. Of course, when I was watching the game, all that LeBron dunking and Dywyaynye Wade three-pointer stuff happened and the Heat won. I figured that if I avoided game 2 completely, the Mavs might have a chance. I was right. Dirk and his geezer friends were able to put up a win on the Cheat in Miami with a crazy 4th quarter comeback (or so I hear).

And I didn’t have to listen to a single sound come out of Jeff van Gundy’s mouth hole. I heard just about enough of that gushing LeBron homer in game 1 to last a lifetime.

Now I won’t be able to help myself.  I’ll have to watch game 3, which will probably guarantee some of the most obnoxious LeBron shenanigans yet. Goddamned universe. At least I can hit the mute button.  But I won’t.


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3 Responses to “4th Quarter of Game 2”

  1. Seven Spoon June 5, 2011 at 2:20 am #

    ATTENTION ALL MEDIA: Please release Lebron James’ nuts and back away slowly. – Seven Spoon (http://tinyurl.com/SevenSpoonLebronJames)

  2. Irrelevent June 6, 2011 at 5:13 pm #

    hahahahaah SUCK IT BITCH!!! LeBron is a beast, all this hate just made him better. Thank you pathetic anonymous nobody with nothing better to do than to hate on the best ball player in the world. Lol! this guy!! “ihatelebronjames.com” lol, i mean you really went out and bought this domain name and devoted countless hours of upkeep, all for an athlete you despise? Do you have a girlfriend? kids? friends? a life?? lol, do the world a favor and KILL YOURSELF while you watch the man you hate so much succeed in life

  3. bernardgwatkins December 19, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    It actually appears that the hate made him worse, considering his team improved and his results declined…

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