Obviously, you guys aren’t going to be able to root for the Cavs in the playoffs. Sorry about that. Fortunately, you can still have fun rooting against the Heat with great enthusiasm!
Having trouble even giving half a shit about this douchebag these days (I have the same problem)? Here’s a little something to rekindle your hate. Start at 1:53 to skip straight to LeBron’s loyalty pledge:
Cleveland, of course you know I love you all…of course. I love Ohio and I’m not going nowhere. I’ll be here.