ESPNBAvid $tern, official LeBron spokesperson, NBA league commissioner

5 Jun

Hear ye! Hear ye! Your Kind and Generous Lord and Master, King James I, The Chosen One, The Golden Child, sees fit to bestow up on you all his glorious apologies!

Hear ye! Hear ye! Your Kind and Benevolent Lord and Master, King James I, The Chosen One, The Golden Child, sees fit to bestow a glorious apology upon his loyal subjects!

Weasely-ass ESPNBAvid $tern reversed his decision to waive the fine for LeBron’s press conference no-show after game 6.  No huge surprise there, considering the avalanche of criticism he’s been receiving.  It’s only $25K, after all.

After announcing the reversal, Stern then proceeded to apologize for his little brat:

“He asked that I express to the media, the Magic and the fans his apology, and particularly the young fans, because he knows he has a responsibility to all of our fans, and that sportsmanship is appropriate whether you win or whether you lose,” Stern said.

LeBron can’t just go on television and say he’s sorry?

Bad: Not immediately apologizing when you’ve been a huge jerk.

Worse: Refusing to apologize the following day after considering how big of a douche you’ve been.

Worser: Having your PR chump apologize for you.

The absolute fucking worst: Never apologizing.  Having your daddy clean up the mess by inventing and issuing an apology for you.

What a joke.  I think it’s pretty obvious that Stern simply invented this apology.


25 Responses to “ESPNBAvid $tern, official LeBron spokesperson, NBA league commissioner”

  1. what a bitch June 5, 2009 at 4:51 pm #

    What a sack of shit. The “leader” of his team bails and leaves the supporting cast (who did nothing) to face the media. Handshake aside- what the fuck is that?

    So Lebron goes into a massive pussy freakout, then addresses the media saying he isnt sorry about shaking hands, and gives his asinine reasons, and now hes changed his tune?
    I dont think so, you are godddamn right Stern made that up. One of the faces of the NBA causing controversy, with the upcoming decline in NBA revenue? you arent going to let that happen.

    I guess the only thing now is to do what they do in Philly, and throw batteries at Lebron.
    C batteries would be appropriate- Cleveland of course. but also Chocker, Cocksucker,etc

    But D’s are bigger and thereofre better. and Douche works ok for me.

  2. barto June 6, 2009 at 7:07 am #

    This all lebron james shit proves the hypocrite and immature this mother f.. kid is. And then stern goes to saves his ass up. Sorry for kid james

  3. nony June 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm #

    I just don’t get why his teammates have remained silent– how did that not piss any of them off? They all stayed and did their job, why no statements?

    Has there ever been a bigger bitch to grace professional sports?

  4. Jonny June 27, 2009 at 12:35 am #

    Cristiano Ronaldo

  5. 14k June 29, 2009 at 9:36 am #

    It’s kind of sad really. Lebron has worked this entire year to give off the illusion that he cares about his teammates through his antics and that little mvp demo. Now his true colors are illuminated and even his teammates see him for what he is, an uncaring, selfish, gorilla crybaby. I feel especially bad for Varejao though in particular lolz. He looked so sincere when Lebron was giving his little speech on the podium. Must really tear his heart out to know that it was all just an act.

  6. this is such a dumb sight July 2, 2009 at 4:15 am #

    this website is a joke. lebron is the 2nd best player in the freaking NBA. he scored a freaking 45% of the cavs pts in the east finals. its not his fault that none of his teammates showed up in the playoffs. you guys are all a joke

  7. Lebron pwns your asshole July 6, 2009 at 6:19 am #

    You guys forget to mention the 84 regular season games Lebron made himself available to the media before AND after the game. F@ck shaking hands that sh!t is for the kids who wear helmets on their bicycles growing up that cry because they can’t get a trophy for second place. This ain’t MLB who the hell shakes hands on the blacktop? Lebron is the face of the NBA and he can date my daughter don’t hate the playa… nuff said.

  8. mamopo360 July 10, 2009 at 1:34 am #

    the regular season doesn’t mean shit, fuckface. the point is that when it counts, lefuck doesn’t deliver. and by the way, why would he want to fuck your daughter, he’s already fucking you… nuff said dogg. eat a dick

  9. João Pedro July 10, 2009 at 8:10 pm #

    Man i totally support this site. Keep it active and go writte something about the dunked on tape episode Lebron just fucked up.

  10. eric c July 11, 2009 at 12:06 am #

    Did you hear about Lebron getting dunked on by some kid and Nike suppressing the video of it????

  11. Steve G July 14, 2009 at 2:20 am #

    Not a good couple months for LeBron. First he starts Poutgate (by the way, he did the exact same thing to the Celtics in 08), and now confiscates a tape of someone dunking in his mug. LeBron is the 21st century athlete, all hype, no wins. Just the fact that he’s dubbed “The King” yet has won nothing strikes me as absurd. You’re not the J buddy, sorry. Wear his number all you want.
    I honestly don’t know if this guy can win a title. I think he’s probably the greatest one-on-one player of all time. He can’t play on offense without the ball. He starts at the top of the key in some sort of iso and typically drives to the basket (his pullup game is weak). The Cavs actually ran that play for an entire half against the Magic. And stop talking about his prolific passing; he averages 8 assists, and if you’re on the ball 95% of the time, guess what: you get assists.

  12. HonestObserver July 22, 2009 at 10:27 pm #

    wow that was intensely stupid. i think i might have developed autism by reading that, and oh ya this site sucks, last update almost two months ago.

  13. mamopo360 July 23, 2009 at 12:56 am #

    could not put it better myself. this almost put a tear in my eye. Poutgate… fuckin’ priceless. I hate this mofo’ so much i can taste it. it is like stern changed his mind. fuck lebron

  14. YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC August 13, 2009 at 6:48 pm #

    woww…. i mean i get that you don’t like l;ebron or whatever, but what kind oflow lifes sit here and bitch about how he sucksallday, imean wtf dude, yall don’t got nuthin better to do., imean i dislike kobe dont mean i make a site about it nd jst start cursin his ass out, i don’t even really know the guy, and yall just “hate” lebron cuz you have nothin better to do, yall fuckin pathetic, nuff said

  15. this site blows August 15, 2009 at 4:07 pm #

    Wow this could be the biggest sore loser page in the world, you made this because you prob live in detroit and are pissed that you cant and will never beat lebron james, get over yourself, because you will never be as good as him.

  16. mitch August 18, 2009 at 9:31 am #

    yet detroit has won nba championships before and cleveland cant, i believe you are the sore loser since your shitty city hasnt had anything remotely good hapen to them in any sport for over 40 years

  17. mitch August 18, 2009 at 9:33 am #

    yet you type Yáll and you in the same sentence when it is being used in the same context, learn to spell and stop cussing with the keyboard cause it is fucking gay enough that people do it in real life

  18. HonestObserver,is gay October 14, 2009 at 5:11 am #

    u fucking suck, why dont you get on ur knees like lebron james and suck some cock.

  19. Fuck LEBRON! November 30, 2009 at 12:38 am #

    You want to know who shakes another persons hand? REAL fucking men do. Men who have respect and honor. This fucking bozo doesn’t deserve shit. Yea he made himself available cause his daddy david stern made him. I shake hands after a game with random people I play ball with at the parks. I hope he dates your daughter. They probably look just like each other. Lebron James needs to get hit by a fucking diesel truck and have his worthless and ringless career ended!

  20. ME March 9, 2010 at 11:53 pm #

    Hey dumbass,

    Maybe next time before entitling your username “this is such a dumb sight” you should fucking realize how dumb YOU are for writing ‘sight’ instead of ‘site’.

    Secondly, what the FLYING FUCK do stats have to do with sportsmanship….just like a lebron supporter, to play dumb (or in your case be dumb for real) when Lebron fucks up, and to act like nothing happened…Bunch of chumps. FUCK LEBRON. I hope he fucking loses again, so he can go and cry to his mommy. and then Stern will bail him out yet again….what an ass.

  21. Lebr-OFF is a bitch March 9, 2010 at 11:57 pm #

    Man fuck you. You lebron fans are delusional….need a dictionary for that word? Shaking hands doesn’t have to mean literally shaking hands..It could be giving a pound, or high-fiving, pat on the rear (seen as completely hetero for some reason)…..ANY ACKNOWLEDGMENT would have been better than storming off like a lil bitch…


  22. David July 19, 2010 at 4:44 am #

    Maybe Lebron signed with the Heat to try and find his biological father.
    With his WHORE mother you never know who it could be.
    Good riddance Lebron let’s see how long it takes you to quit on the Heat.

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