Nike’s ill-fated Kobe vs. LeBron ad campaign

4 Jun

Nike, if you’re going to build up an obnoxious muppet-based ad campaign based on Kobe vs. LeBron, you might want to wait until they actually meet up in the playoffs to put that shit out. 

Since LeBron failed to hold up his part of the bargain and got his ass eliminated by the Magic, some hilarious dude took it upon himself to fix up the commercial and make it a little more accurate: 

LeBron you ain’t got no rings…

Hey Lebron, LEBRON, why they call you the king if you can win the big one? 

AAAAHCHOOO…excuse me, I’m allergic to losers…


8 Responses to “Nike’s ill-fated Kobe vs. LeBron ad campaign”

  1. KF June 14, 2009 at 6:37 pm #

    Hey Lebron, we can swim all summer. You on vacation.

    Awesome. Congrats to whoever worked this up.

  2. kelly biggest fan June 15, 2009 at 9:23 pm #

    lebron i love you evry game yall play me and my cousin is whact we never missed yall games i want to come over ther so bad i wish i could vist you lebron and your family ti will be my plesure metting you and your fans and your family

    kelly,your fan

  3. mitch June 16, 2009 at 9:21 am #

    stop talking black with keyboard u sound like a faggot, secondly learn to spell and lastly get off lebrons dick

  4. mamopo360 June 17, 2009 at 12:02 am #

    im not quite sure where to go with this one. in fact, i dont think i need to. nuff said dog.

  5. 14k June 29, 2009 at 9:40 am #

    Kelly, just one question. Does lebron scream with pleasure and pound his chest gorilla warfare stylez when you gently lick his ass while playing with his balls?

  6. Chudi Oniah December 5, 2009 at 11:19 pm #


  7. eQ February 14, 2010 at 2:52 am #

    Let me explain a latch-on-hater.

    They see a rising star and cook up a grand scheme to out smart the masses.

    They will latch onto this star in hopes that by personally attacking him with the largest attention seeking ploys they can cook up, they might garner that stars hate. Thus, validating their worth.

    Crafty, dubious and shady, but it’s [the latch-on-hater] parasitic nature allows the target [Host] to do all the hard work. While it simply hides out and buys it’s time building up a steady flow of followers until the target finally some one recognize the latch-on-hater as the polar opposite of the victim.

    You are a parasite Mr. Bernardgwatkins.

    As you were…

  8. da king bk5555 March 21, 2010 at 4:25 am #

    fuck u haters stop bein jealous

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