Nice jump shot!

26 May

11-28 from the field.  24 free throws.  Very impressive…if you’re (present-day) Allen Iverson.  Blindfolded.  Playing without a coach like it’s 2001.

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS
STARTERS MIN FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A OREB DREB REB AST STL BLK TO PF +/- PTS
LeBron James, SF 42 11-28 1-8 18-24 0 7 7 9 2 1 2 3 -12 41
7*CLANG*

*CLANG*

LeBron clearly got the help he needed from the refs.  Guess he needed more.  He made exactly two shots from beyond one inch, yet he still wound up with over 40 points.  Still no jumpshot.  Amazing.  You’ve earned this massive ostrich egg, MVP:

lebron-lays-an-ostrich-egg

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12 Responses to “Nice jump shot!”

  1. Conspiracy Theorist May 27, 2009 at 5:51 am #

    Great article. Also it’s amazing how all the asshole mainstream (e.g ESPN, SI) sportswriters still manage to make excuses about the LeBroom’s supporting cast. All year they went on about how Mo Williams was officially leBrick’s wing man. The David Stern and the referees are clearly trying to get Dwight Howard suspended since it’s the only chance the Cavaliers have at beating the Magic, who clearly outmatch the Cavaliers in every freaking way.Choke on it Stern.

  2. jmak2228 May 27, 2009 at 10:05 pm #

    Wow, maybe if we could get some of the three point shooters out we would be ok. Howard hasn’t betten us its 17 3’s that did.

    Really Can some one with a brain post something.

  3. lucky May 27, 2009 at 11:05 pm #

    you know what…
    lebron is the best plyr in the nba… u cant deny his stats… and who in the nba has had 3/4 40+ pts in the playoffs in 1 series?
    who in the playoffs has sweeped 2 straight teams?
    who in the whole nba is 1 of the best clutch jumpers and can make a 3 pter in 1 second to win his team under a lot of pressure?
    his team may not be good (the only other good plyr is mo williams) but that doesent mean lebron isnt good. LeBron James has proven to be the best plyr in the whole nba… he has proven to lead his team to the best record, and he will continue to lead his team to the finals and a championship….
    all yall kobe fans can stfu and learn the truth about the nba, and lebron, and stop hatin on lebron… oh… and u dint shut down lebronjames.com, lebron ended his contract with microsoft, thats how it shut down…the refs… umm… yest, the magik shudv won in regulation, there was a foul on varejao that wasnt called… that foul on varejao in ot, shouldv ben on either d. howard or lebron, and there was another 1 that shudv ben on d. howard but they dint call anything.
    if u made a documentary… itd made the guiness world records…..

    for worst documentary to ever hit theaters… so y dont u and ur lil stoopid kobe fans go like make a ilovekobebryant.com and quit hatin on the king.

    and if u find a plyr ever better than lebron in the nba, itll be in about 50 yrs.

    a plyr cant ever ever ever ever beat the king in anything (cept for pts, whos d. wade, but d. wade’s cool).

  4. lebronisamazing May 28, 2009 at 2:28 am #

    lebron is the best in the nba i dont care about all that bullshit that he sucks

  5. Conspiracy Theorist May 28, 2009 at 3:57 am #

    Its funny to see Cavs fans whining as usual on a Lebron hate site. It’s so obvious that you Cavs fans are getting defensive about the realistic arguments made on this website.

  6. lucky May 30, 2009 at 1:10 am #

    realistic?
    lol… r u rly being serious?
    REALISTIC?
    hell no… i think u mixed up… replacin lebron with kobe… u wer def. talkin bout kobe, and i think the person who made this site messed up also… it shud be ihatekobebryant.com
    id be a member than… lebron is the shitt… no1 can be better than him… and he proved that last night.

  7. Lj 23 May 31, 2009 at 3:48 pm #

    actually your wrong. you dont have to be from cleveland to “whine” about this dumbb ass hate site. im a diehard celtics fan but there will never be anyone who can take lebron. he is the best player in the nba and will continue to be unttil he retires. everyone who argues that lebron sucks is in denile. you all wont say that hes good because you cant admit he is. you may be fans of another basketball player but theres no way in hell that whoever that is is better than lebron james. clearly he doesnt fucking suck if he scores over 30 points a game and wins mvp. he is one of the most selfless players ive watched and he is one of the most determined and tenacious players since he takes control of his team when theyre down and he shuts down the other team in order for his team to make a come back.

  8. someguy June 23, 2009 at 9:01 am #

    It’s funny these lehype fans are jus here to defend their queen. LMAO. This is a lebron hate site so if you go to this site your automatically a hater of lehype james. GTFO of this site and do ur usual activities like talking about lehype james and his greatness in BruceBlitz channel in youtube LMAO.

  9. mamopo360 November 9, 2009 at 10:19 pm #

    hey bernard, i think you finally found a name to go with the skinny rich kid pic you posted…it’s lucky. better luck in fifth grade queer

  10. Momme November 21, 2009 at 10:40 pm #

    let the hate cavsfans, let them hate. if they were serious about their criticism, surely they would have checked the stats and seen that Lebron is shooting much better from range this year than Kobe is. if they were serious about their criticism they would be able to acknowledge a good performance for what it is. a good performance. if they were serious about the criticism, the would not spend time on an absolutely ridiculous, dumb, blind, and one sided site, where they can all stroke their tiny Internet warrior cocks, while petting eachothers balls, while agreeing wholeheartedly in eachothers lame and pointless observations. if you are serious about arguing Ball, go to a real ball site, with real fans, that will have a real discussion with you.

  11. Connor Mason July 13, 2010 at 6:26 pm #

    After reading this post word for word, my heart a long time can not be quiet, shake ah!

  12. jaygee October 19, 2010 at 2:37 pm #

    LeBron is king! of MIA and the NBA!!! HATERS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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