LeBron is pitching a badass TV show about himself, aiming for an air date of next fall. I am com-plete-ly **PSYCHED** about this! Holy fucking YES. I can not wait that long. I CAN NOT WAIT. Oh my gawd I am totally ALREADY SICK OF WAITING. And you know what else? Ice Cube will be the executive producer. Yeah. For real. LeBron will also be a producer (in order to make sure the show is TRULY awesome). King James of all Media, muthafuckaaaaz. Anyway, I’m totally sure the show will be totally, totally sweet. And awesome. Possibly to the MAX. It will follow LeBron from his early days as a young basketball player on through to his days as a slightly older basketball player, right up to his days as an even bigger and older basketball player playing basketball. It will have everything awesome like playing basketball with other dudes on a basketball team, getting tricked-out H2s from shady boosters, crazy mom stuff (parent’s just don’t understand), basketball dunking, being awesome at some other stuff like rooting for the Yank-deez, and some other gritty real-life stuff like having badass cars and mansions. But mostly the most crazy sweet basketball dribbling and shooting. Also, passing. Perhaps even zany hijinks with LeBron’s fun-luvin’, big-tippin’ entourage!
Looks like this show is going to be a winner!…or the biggest steaming pile of boring bullshit every captured on videotape. One of those two.