23 Dec

Because the chalk clap commercial wasn’t lame enough on it’s own – introducing the chalk shoe.

Only LeBron can take something as lame as clapping talcum power or chalk or whatever that crap is, make it his trademark, build an advertising campaign out of it, and then create yet another retarded signature shoe in honor of it.

Guess trademarking a chalk clap is still better than trademarking an awkward-looking off-balance jumper clanging off the side of the rim.

Who is buying these ridiculous shoes outside of LeBron’s entourage?


3 Responses to “CHALK”

  1. KF January 4, 2009 at 2:45 am #

    Thank you for calling out the idiotic chalk commercial. Typical Nike crap. The whole cheesy “clap the chalk in the announcer’s face hahaha” is lame too. The first time was original, now it’s a copycat routine. Lebron James sucks. This site is awesome.

  2. Amira Jaurequi July 9, 2010 at 9:54 pm #

    LOL is that what you young people would say in this cases? Hello there, i’m a 84 years old grandfather and I’ve just found this website in my browser history. My nephew used my laptop the last time he went here, I believe… he says LOL pretty often but I’ve started to undertand what it means only recently but he’s a good boy after all. Keep doing your best guys, Internet is a real blessing and you have no idea how lucky you are. Best wishes by a old man commenting for the first time

  3. Miami Heat Shirts July 13, 2010 at 4:54 am #

    The Heat brass will remember this act of loyalty from Haslem an reward him with a coaching/ front office position when he retires. As a Heat fan, I say “Thank you, UD”

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