LeBron Enshrined in the NBA Hall of Fame!

21 Jun

Hall of Famer LeBron James! Write it down right now. Cause it’s a done deal.

Guys…he just won his second title. He. Won. Two. Titles.

Motherfucking TWO. Seriously. Add that shit up. It adds up to TWO.

This is seriously blowing my mind. I never thought this was possible in my wildest dreams. The way LeBron does so much with so little – SO, SO AWESOME. Here is the official list of best players ever ranked by NBA titles (you’ll notice LeBron now sits atop this list):

 LeBron makes stupid faces

Rank

Player

Team(s)

Count

1

LeBron James

MIA

2

2

Bill Russell*

BOS

11

3

Sam Jones*

BOS

10

4

John Havlicek*

BOS

8

Tom Heinsohn*

BOS

8

K.C. Jones*

BOS

8

Tom Sanders

BOS

8

8

Robert Horry

HOU/LAL/SAS

7

Frank Ramsey*

BOS

7

10

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar*

MIL/LAL

6

Bob Cousy*

BOS

6

Michael Jordan*

CHI

6

Jim Loscutoff

BOS

6

Scottie Pippen*

CHI

6

14

Kobe Bryant

LAL

5

Michael Cooper

LAL

5

Derek Fisher

LAL

5

Ron Harper

CHI/LAL

5

Magic Johnson*

LAL

5

Steve Kerr

CHI/SAS

5

Slater Martin*

MNL/STL

5

George Mikan*

MNL

5

Don Nelson

BOS

5

Jim Pollard*

MNL

5

Dennis Rodman*

DET/CHI

5

Larry Siegfried

BOS

5

26

Tim Duncan

SAS

4

Horace Grant

CHI/LAL

4

Vern Mikkelsen*

MNL

4

Shaquille O’Neal

LAL/MIA

4

Robert Parish*

BOS/CHI

4

Will Perdue

CHI/SAS

4

Kurt Rambis

LAL

4

John Salley

DET/CHI/LAL

4

Pep Saul

ROC/MNL

4

Bill Sharman*

BOS

4

36

B.J. Armstrong

CHI

3

Larry Bird*

BOS

3

Bruce Bowen

SAS

3

Randy Brown

CHI

3

Jud Buechler

CHI

3

Bill Cartwright

CHI

3

Sam Cassell

HOU/BOS

3

Gene Conley

BOS

3

James Edwards

DET/CHI

3

Mario Elie

HOU/SAS

3

Rick Fox

LAL

3

Devean George

LAL

3

Manu Ginobili

SAS

3

A.C. Green

LAL

3

Bob Harrison

MNL

3

Udonis Haslem

MIA

3

Gerald Henderson

BOS/DET

3

Dennis Johnson*

SEA/BOS

3

Stacey King

CHI

3

Toni Kukoc

CHI

3

Luc Longley

CHI

3

Clyde Lovellette*

MNL/BOS

3

Kevin McHale*

BOS

3

Willie Naulls

BOS

3

Tony Parker

SAS

3

John Paxson

CHI

3

Byron Scott

LAL

3

Brian Shaw

LAL

3

Paul Silas

BOS/SEA

3

Dwyane Wade

MIA

3

Jamaal Wilkes*

GSW/LAL

3

Scott Williams

CHI

3

James Worthy*

LAL

3

Compelling.

After reviewing this list, it should be clear to anyone with a brain  - LeBron is in the motherfucking Hall of Fame.

If you don’t get it, it’s no big deal. The sportswriters of American will provide you with about 10,000 totally insightful “Is LeBron now a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame!?” articles for the next month. They will teach you.

I can’t wait for some fresh perspectives on the matter!

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57 Responses to “LeBron Enshrined in the NBA Hall of Fame!”

  1. k niccoli November 5, 2013 at 3:34 am #

    lets see, michael jordon came into the league to a shitty chicago bulls team, but he stuck it out and turned that team around to 6 championships. lebron couldn’t do the same in cleveland so the chump quit on his team. took the easy way out gettin’ traded. thats why everybody hates that f*ckin asshole.

  2. k niccoli November 5, 2013 at 3:41 am #

    jordan came into the league to a shitty chicago bulls team but stuck around and won 6 rings. lebron bailed on cleveland ’cause he couldn’t do the same. quitter took the easy way out and got traded. what a chump, no wonder everybody hates that s.o.b. and the heat.

  3. k niccoli November 6, 2013 at 12:26 am #

    jordan stayed with the bulls and won 6 rings. lebron quit on cleveland ’cause he didn’t have the talent to do the same thing. i.e. labron=quitter

  4. James Diaz December 31, 2013 at 6:13 pm #

    LeBron can get more u idiots. His stats are better than kobe’s for you kobe fans. The fact that you spend your time on this ridiculous sitemakes you the real loser. He can dominate the game in more ways than kobe. kobe got his first 3 rings off of shaq. Kobe and Lebron have 2 finals mvps to there name. For the idiot who said Lebron quit, Cleveland wouldn’t get stars around lebron through draft or trade. Chicago has a bigger market they had the cap space to pay for good players like pippen or rodman. Not to metion Phil Jackson. You guys are grown men hating on someone who is highly respected in the NBA. who would want to play in Cleveland. he had no choice. YOU would have done the same thing. if he wins this year you all will feel pretty stupid. GROW UP.

  5. k niccoli February 6, 2014 at 5:02 am #

    hey pedro diaz, stick to a sport you’re familiar with….. SOCCER!!!!

  6. Sean March 31, 2015 at 2:28 am #

    I am a LeBron fan. I have no choice. I am from Cleveland, and he is our only hope to end YEARS of sports misery. Anyway, I know that some people feel he is overrated. I created a poll to see just how many feel this way. Incidentally, the “Be Like Mike” video is included in the poll/article… just for fun.

    http://pollsmash.com/2015/03/31/is-lebron-james-overrated/

  7. dchu May 5, 2015 at 8:42 pm #

    Lebron is an excuse spewing whiny little bitch..i dont know why ppl keep calling him the king. King of what anyways…maybe they meant king of BS or king of whiny little bitches. Why do ppl even bother comparing him to Jordan when he’s not even half as exciting as the legend. You’ve got to be good at the game AND be able to draw ppl into the game with awe inspiring style to be compare to Jordan. Lebron CANNOT inspire ppl..he can only whine about every little play that doesn’t go his way and if all that fails put the blame on his team and leave. Being great doesn’t just mean be good at scoring/running plays…being great means you have good style, bring excitement and make everyone around your team better as well. Lebron does not have any of that! So sorry lebron fans…you are a fool to worship this guy…at best hes just your above average skilled athele nothing more. Jordan is still the last true basketball legend at the moment. Kobe kinda went down hill…he should retire man. My only hope now is see Steph Curry/westbrook evolve to legend status..he and westbrook are the only true excitement for nba at the moment.

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