LeBron is humbled by 4th MVP award, can’t fathom the extent of his awesomeness

5 May

Hey everybody – great news!  LeBron has completely changed his personality in every conceivable way!  According to some AP staff writer that has been paid to rehabilitate LeBron’s public image, King James, no longer the arrogant douche he has been his entire life, HAS SOMEHOW BEEN HUMBLED UPON WINNING HIS 4TH MVP AWARD DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT WOULD MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE FOR HIM TO BE HUMBLED IN THIS SITUATION:

James said he was humbled to keep such company.

“I’m a historian of the game,” he said. “I know the game. I know these guys paved the way for myself and the rest of us.”

“I don’t know my ceiling,” James said. “I don’t stop trying to improve my game — just like today, being in here with Rio and Ray, the last guys to leave the court. I want to continue to maximize what I have.”

This shit is FUCKING AMAZING!  How could something so wonderful actually happen!?  THANK THE GOOD LORD….haaaang on, this doesn’t seem right.  FUCK.  I knew this was too good to be true.  Now that I am reading the actual words that came out of LeBron’s mouth and using my brain to decipher the meaning of said words, I think AP staff writer guy got it all wrong.  It turns out, LeBron was not actually humbled in any way, shape, or form.

This is a bit more accurate:

James said that he was not at all humbled to keep the company of a bunch of irrelevant geezers.

“I’m a historian of the game,” he said. “I know the game. I know old-timey guys like Hakeem Abdul-Jabbar and Magic Jordan paved the way for me to be way the fuck better in comparison.”

“At this moment, I cannot fathom the true extent of my awesomeness,” James said. “I don’t stop trying to improve my game — I want to continue to increase the number of personal accomplishments I can take credit for.”

LeBron added, stroking his massive bicep muscle, “for the record – it makes no sense for a human being to be humbled at the moment they are told for the fourth time in five years that they are best person in the entire world.  Therefore, consider me totally not humbled.”

At least he’s stopped speaking in the third person.  That’s something.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 2013 NBA MVP:

LeBron Fashion Glasses Sweater

 

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70 Responses to “LeBron is humbled by 4th MVP award, can’t fathom the extent of his awesomeness”

  1. GeoD August 31, 2013 at 4:25 am #

    You are boycotting the NBA? So tell me. Are you making much of a difference??? I bet you live a great life. For someone who sits around whining about how everything in life is fixed and they are out to get you that is an amazing personality of a successful person!

  2. GeoD August 31, 2013 at 3:51 pm #

    Listen little one. You are doing absolutely nothing about the NBA. You could not possibly be living a “good life” because you are a moron so let me teach you something:

    1)when you grow up and get a 401K you may want to boycott 401K’s because people within the companies you invest in are in some way ripping off investors
    2)when you grow up you won’t want to buy gold or silver because the companies who bring the gold/silver to the market are unethical in their behavior
    3)when you grow up and able to buy your own food you will want to grow your own food and live on a farm with animals you can eat because the food industry is corrupt and 50% of our fruits come from outside the U.S. as well as 1/2 of the items around you including the components within the couch your fat ass sits on all day fussing to everyone about how unfair the world is.

    It’s actually fun to read what you write as you get madder and madder as to what I say to you. Typical response that one gets from a little boy that really has no knowledge of the real world but pouts because they know there is nothing they can do about much of anything.

    Hence the name boycottnba? I am sure you are having such a profound affect on the NBA.

    In summary, you are nothing but a moron!!!

  3. Boycott the NBA September 3, 2013 at 5:15 am #

    @GeoFAG

    Play big bank take lil bank with me if you got so much money.

  4. GeoD September 4, 2013 at 1:58 pm #

    What a joke. Your boycotting the NBA has such a profound affect. Sounds to me like the monkey is on your back and grabbing at your ear every day. Can’t wait until the NBA season starts up again so I can watch you squirm in your seat each day with hatred. You keep boycotting and I will wait to see how much of an affect you have on the NBA. Dumbass!

  5. Boycott the NBA September 7, 2013 at 5:06 am #

    And how will I hate something I’m not watching

  6. GeoD September 7, 2013 at 5:10 am #

    @boycottnba

    hey, dumbass, is that boycotting having much affect on the NBA….hahaha….you my friend have a lot of shortcomings. I don’t know anyone that lives a great life that thinks they can live each day for boycotting the NBA. You would not have an affect boycotting your local grocery store!!!

  7. GeoD September 7, 2013 at 5:13 am #

    @boycottnba

    If you don’t watch any of it then how in the hell would you know what LeBron gets or should not get?? Another dumbass statement.

  8. GeoD September 7, 2013 at 5:19 am #

    @boycottnba

    got money? I have more autographed memorabilia hanging on my walls and on my bookshelves with a value more than most doctors make in a year, and that is as of today. I got bank. You got no brain. And…….i have several LeBron rookie autographed items from Upper Deck that are 1/1 that will never be seen until I retire and sell them, one at a time. Like i said, i don’t like the way the companies fight over land rights to dig for gold but that does not stop me from buying it. Only the dumb can’t see the forest for the trees and you are there.

  9. Achilles September 7, 2013 at 12:38 pm #

    @GeoD This guys isn’t worth your time, man… Just let him rot away with his conspiracy theories.

  10. GeoD September 11, 2013 at 9:22 pm #

    @boycottnba

    you are having such a big impact too! WOW, it’s amazing how the NBA is just in turmoil because of all your efforts………dumbass!

  11. Boycott the NBA September 13, 2013 at 5:50 am #

    @GeoD

    You mad bro?

  12. GeoD September 17, 2013 at 5:07 pm #

    You are having a profound affect on the NBA…WOW…!

  13. GeoD September 17, 2013 at 5:09 pm #

    @Achilles

    he isn’t worth anyone’s time but i like messing with stupid people. can’t help it. just picking on the classroom idiot

  14. Achilles September 17, 2013 at 6:28 pm #

    @GeoD

    Lol, fair enough.

  15. GeoD September 19, 2013 at 10:40 pm #

    @boycottnba (class idiot)

    Quote from ESPN:

    & Associated Press on January 17, 2013, 6:55 PM ET

    “OAKLAND, Calif. — LeBron James has become the youngest player in NBA history to score 20,000 points.”

    ……..guess you are going to have to boycott ESPN where you watch the highlights for games and you will have to do something about the associated press too.

    Looks like they are all getting paid off to print the facts!…i mean(from your point of view) false info?

    You have a lot more boycotting to work on numb-nut!

    Good Luck to you!

  16. Boycott the NBA September 21, 2013 at 5:59 am #

    I graduated summa cum laude so please enlighten me on how I was the class idiot????

  17. GeoD October 14, 2013 at 5:54 pm #

    you must have cheated your way through idiot. did i really have to answer that? all that “cum laude” but nothing “cum out mouth” that makes sense except that you just don’t like LeBron and you carry that hate on your shoulders. not much you can say or do to change any of it. facts are facts and stats are stats, now “cum” on!

  18. Boycott the NBA October 30, 2013 at 4:24 am #

    GeoD

    Your broke. Get out of your mom’s house before you talk trash about me. Also get a life, some women, and a genuine perspective on subjects.

  19. Brandt June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm #

    Anyone else sick of the beaded spotlighted sweat filled media exposure of the never ending Lebron Highlight! Doesn’t matter what happens next the top story let me guess. Lebron, Lebron and once again Lebron. It never Ends. Prediction for Tomorrow, Heat win (game 4 2014 finals) and a flurry of fouls that only happened in the Referee’s head in favor of heat using score board management foul calling techniques(when down call in favor of winning team and when games over call in favor of losing team). NO WAY SPURS WIN. I ll go out on the line, less than 55 % shooting Spurs will never win tomorrow (June 12 2014) with REFFING like this.

  20. Tony June 25, 2014 at 4:49 am #

    Isn’t it time that the press stops sucking James ass???
    Everytime I turn on SportsCenter, check sports on my phone or tablet I’m bombarded with the same inane statement…
    What will Lebron do? As a long time NBA fan and follower of the game I’ve reached my limit as to what constitutes fair reporting of sports especially when it comes to the Fucking “King”….What King? He has (2) rings and hasn’t achieved the status of the greats that proceeded him. As far as I’m concerned he can crawl into a hole and cramp up while the world awaits his next “Decision”……………

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