2012 Sportsman of the Year

3 Dec

SI LeBron James

Douche Incarnate

 

Sweet Jesus. Just from reading the first page of this pile of shit:

LeBron James is protected by God but also humbled by God (per Pat Riley):

The good Lord was saying, ‘LeBron, I’m going to help you through this night because you’re a nice person, and I’m going to give you 45 and 15. But as you walk off, I’m going to humble the heck out of you.’ And, you know what, that’s the best thing that could have happened.

Evidence of LeBron James’ humility (or rather: evidence that even God himself is incapable of humbling the Chosen One):

“I’m in a different place than other people,” he says. “That’s O.K. I understand. I was chosen for this. It’s my gift. It’s my responsibility.”

We need to be constantly reminded that LeBron James is Cleveland’s Jesus:

It was the story of his life. James [spent] seven years as a one-man stimulus package for a hard-bitten Rust Belt city

Thank GOD ALMIGHTLY that LeBron sacrificed for Cleveland by playing a fucking game there for SEVEN years. Seven years is like A MILLION YEARS! Every living soul in Cleveland should get down on their knees and thank LeBron James for their continued existence. At the center of every functioning economy is some douchebag wearing fashion glasses frantically dribbling basketballs.  This is ECON101, motherfuckers.

LeBron James – 2012 Sportsman of the Year.  LeBron James’ image rehabilitation is complete!  Speaking of image rehabilitation, does this bullshit commercial really expect us to believe that LeBron James goes out on the town and hangs out with common folk as part of his daily routine?  This is the same guy that told normal people to go back to their miserable non-millionaire lives after crashing out of the finals.  Also, to hell with famous people – Lebron once refused to allow a legendary photographer to speak to him directly.  But yeah, Lebron goes out and buys a bunch of kids ice cream cones and jokes around with dudes at the local barbershop. Sure.

 

 

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37 Responses to “2012 Sportsman of the Year”

  1. D B Nolley December 7, 2012 at 5:31 pm #

    C’mon man!!! Is that the best you got!?? You’ve set the bar pretty high and I expect more and better of you. You didn’t even make me laugh this time. Lemme explain. I’m a HUGE LBJ fan.

    In his rookie season (2003-2004?), my leukemia stricken god-daughter was granted her wish to meet LBJ by the Make-A-Wish foundation. They flew her and her mom out to Cleveland and put them up for an entire weekend. My best friend, Gail, has never been a real basketball fan until after that weekend. She says Lebron was as kind, considerate, warm, engaging, open and generous as anyone she’s ever met. Gail says his attentiveness to her daughter was remarkable. And this was from a guy who’s used to GETTING all the attention. By the way, my god-daughter Loran was at least a year older than Lebron and had been battling this blood disorder for over half her life. You kinda expect athletes to dote over little kids, but clearly Loran was nearly grown. It didn’t matter to Lebron. He still treated with respect, kindness and attentiveness. Gail says he was a perfect gentleman. So for me he can do no wrong.

    But that’s not what this is about. I recognize the fact that people will have differing opinions about everything, including celebrated professional athletes. None of us are saints and there are those who believe we all are sinners. So inasmuch as I love Lebron for the way he treated my god-child, I recognize he’ll have some flaws too. (Not shaking hands after a playoff loss is an example of how he once lacked sportsmanship.) I’m not trying to defend him regardless of what you say. In fact, I rather enjoy it, as long as it’s funny. But without humor it sounds and feels small, petty and bitter. I don’t want to think of you that way. I liked it better when it seemed like you had a legit gripe but was just giving into some good-natured venting. Without the humor it sounds mean-spirited and ugly. I want no part of that. Please raise the level of your over-the-top bitching and griping. It’s works so much better when we laugh.

  2. Jiggy December 8, 2012 at 10:24 pm #

    His team lost to the wizards right after he won that lol

  3. bernardgwatkins December 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm #

    It’s entirely possible that rookie LeBron wasn’t a total jerk, and if this story is true, it appears that he may have have actually been a kind person way back then. However, what this story really demonstrates is how far LeBron has fallen. From visiting kids for Make-A-Wish to refusing to allow people to speak to him directly, rolling around with a huge posse, and telling normal people to go back to their miserable loser non-millionaire lives – that’s quite a change. The sad truth is that the present day LeBron is the worst example of a pampered, inconsiderate, selfish (sometimes cruel) athlete. He’s a jerk and you can bet that any charitable behavior he engages in these days is for the sake of a image-rehab photo-op. Probably at the insistence of Nike.

  4. Lebum hater December 14, 2012 at 11:22 pm #

    I hate this guy.. the more he opens his mouth the more i hate him.. and i hate only a few things. Paying taxes, hanging with the in-laws, my daughters mother, and Lebron “i was given a championship not earned and on a short season” james.

  5. poop on you December 26, 2012 at 5:27 pm #

    LeBron is a great person, all of you are just haters, and I love it when you get to see his face everyday now… its a punishment for all of you that OVER-react when talking about a guy in his 20′s… you guys don’t know him… you just love to hate because your life is probably shit. bye bye

  6. oldschool February 19, 2013 at 3:42 am #

    @pooponyou “You dont know him”….that has got to be the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard. and what you know him personally right? yea you’re one of many thats on his dick..your proof that lebron fans are morons and btw my life is pretty decent. I make good pay, drive a decent car, I’m able to pay for my mothers medical bills, and my girl is voloptuous…your life must be shit because you constantly blow this fake champ all the time…smh

  7. Wade County February 19, 2013 at 6:52 pm #

    Damn… still got that haterade on ice since last year?

    I didn’t even know he got the award. Thanks for the update.

    Kudos LBJ.

  8. UNCLEBIGBAD February 20, 2013 at 3:36 am #

    So tell me, can anyone seriously give a legitimate reason why they hate LeBron James so much? What did he do or say to you all personally? The man came up from nothing, in a single parent home…projects as a matter of fact. Or do you all hate him because of Dan Gilbert? Check this out, Gilbert had 7 years to build a championship team around LeBron, but his cheap ass wanted LeBron to carry the team on his shoulders. How selfish is that? Nobody cares about that, or the fact that a fellow teammate was creeping around with his mother…really people???!!! All I’m saying is, let the man live his life, especially if it has NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!! Fuckin’ losers, you all probably sit around and watch talkshows all damn day. Get a life,

  9. UNCLEBIGBAD February 20, 2013 at 3:47 am #

    Aye oldschool, STATS DON’T LIE!!! They mean he’s a REAL CHAMP brotha! Who you play for???? Thought so.

  10. Lebron Sucks February 27, 2013 at 7:10 am #

    Lebron is also an asshole to other athletes. As he now says that his 40 time is better that Manti Te’o look it up. What a douche

  11. Shari March 3, 2013 at 12:42 pm #

    First of all I want to say great blog! I had a quick question that I’d like to ask if you don’t
    mind. I was interested to find out how you center yourself and clear your thoughts prior to writing.

    I have had a hard time clearing my mind in getting my ideas out.
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  12. old school March 5, 2013 at 3:06 am #

    @WadeCounty @UNCLEBIGBAD “All I’m saying is, let the man live his life, especially if it has NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!” – UNCLEBIGBAD

    EXACTLY UNCLEBIGBITCH YOU SAID IT!!! now if only you LeBron fans actually listened to your own advice! Oh and wade county you’re still here!!!?? and “haterade”!!?? Really!!?? that’s all you can come up with!? you fellas need to check those stats out again and factor in free throws…with a little bit of mathematics we can prove how lame your “god” is…I never said I didn’t respect where the dude comes from but I don’t respect his mockery of my favorite sport simply because the media made him out to be a “god” you retards follow…thank you for still proving my point that you heat fans are still commenting here because you know the truth that lies deep within yourselves…that sham of a ring ain’t enough for ya’ll? hey wade county I thought you were a bigger man and “was done with this lame ass site”!? SO why are you still here!! it’s Fu&king hilarious! Not to mention your “god” is now accused of using PED’s from a steroid clinic in Miami that’s under investigation. It’s only a matter of time until he’s exposed and after that no amount of rings will erase his steroid use…Legend my ass….long live the real legends Jordan, Chamberlain, Johnson, Bird, Bryant…Keep coming lebrontards you’re all worth a laugh!

  13. old school March 5, 2013 at 3:28 am #

    and another thing…WHY are you LeBron lovers on a Ihatelebron website!? Really, it’s not like someone like me would go on a Ilovelebron website and talk shit. So who are you guys trying to convince? Are you that insecure about your “god” that you need to see if people are talking shit about him!? For real you guys are nothing but sad…I simply do this just to get a response from all the dumbasses with lebrons dick in their mouths and you wouldn’t believe all the blind retarted comments I get…I just laugh…like i’m Randal from clerks 2 shitting on your Lord of the rings…

  14. UNCLEBIGBAD March 7, 2013 at 10:51 pm #

    AYE OLD SCHOOL,”YA MAMA’S THE BIG BITCH”, FUCK U PUNK! IF U WANT IT TO GET PERSONAL, FUCK THIS INTERNET SHIT DAWG, WE CAN GET PERSONAL. FIRST OF ALL, I DON’T REMEMBER CALLING U OUT OF YA’ NAME PLAYA, DON’T HIDE BEHIND A KEYBOARD, BE THOUROUGH ABOUT YOURS! AND FURTHER MORE, GET OFF KOBE’S DICK! WHY HE SNITCH ON THE OTHER LAKERS WHEN HE GOT BUSTED CHEATING ON HIS WIFE, BUT THAT’S OKAY RIGHT??? KOBE IS ONE OF THE MOST AROGANT PLAYERS IN THE NBA, BUT I KNOW THAT DOESN’T TAKE AWAY FROM HIS GREATNESS. I’M A MAN ABOUT MINE DAWG, I DON’T SIT AROUND DOGGIN’ OUT PROFESSIONAL ATHELETES SIMPLY BECAUSE I DON’T AGREE WITH THEIR ACTIONS, I CONCENTRATE ON THE GAME. SO TELL ME, WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THIS? AND WADE COUNTY, THERE SHOULD BE MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE LIKE U BROTHA, ”U THA’ MAN”!

  15. old school March 8, 2013 at 3:49 am #

    wow are you that heated!? Not at all on kobe’s dick but he has broken more records than your boyfriend LeBron and no1 is more arrogant than LJ…you think I’m hiding behind a computer bitch please heres my REAL address if you want to be a child and finish this like middle schoolers on a playground

    355 Stockholm St.
    Apt. 2D
    Brooklyn, NY 11237

    Right in front of Wyckoff hospital which will be convenient for you

    Butthurt aint ya?

  16. old school March 8, 2013 at 3:53 am #

    PS Your favorite “professional athelete” takes steroids, deal with it…instead of sending death threats online to the dude on youtube who simply exposed him. you LJ fans mad homey?

  17. UNCLEBIGBAD March 8, 2013 at 4:18 am #

    FIRST OF ALL MY NIGGA, I SAID NOTHING RELATED TO A DEATH THREAT. I REALLY DIDN’T WANT TO BELIEVE U WERE BLACK, WOW NIGGA. HATING ON ANOTHA BROTHA THAT HARD? THAT’S THE VERY REASON WE CAN’T EXCEL AS A PEOPLE. SEE, NOW I’M TOO OUTDONE, BECAUSE NOW I’M SURE WE’RE DOOMED AS A RACE. MY ANGER JUST WENT STRAIGHT TO PITY. QUEENS BRIDGE AIN’T THAT FAR AWAY, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M THAT CLOSE TO MISERY, AND MISERY LOVES COMPANY. BUT LIKE THEY SAY, IF YOU DON’T STAND FOR NOTHING, YOU’LL FALL FOR ANYTHING. AND HOW LONG HAS KOBE BEEN IN THE NBA? MORE THAN 10 YEARS FOR DAMN SURE. FAULT ME IF U WANT’ BUT I AM VERY PRO BLACK, SO EXCUSE ME IF I GET OFFENDED WHEN SOMEONE OUT OF OUR RACE BAD-MOUTH ”ANY” BLACK ATHELETE OR ENTERTAINER, BUT IT REALLY HURTS WHEN OUR OWN PEOPLE ATTACK THEM. I’M DONE, YOU WIN, I TRY TO MAKE IT A POINT NOT TO BICKER WITH MY OWN PEOPLE.

  18. UNCLEBIGBAD March 8, 2013 at 4:35 am #

    SO HAS ANYONE SEEN THE PICTURE OF BERNARD G. WATKINS jr’ THE CREATER OF THIS WEBSITE? NOW I UNDERSTAND TOTALLY.

  19. old school March 8, 2013 at 5:13 am #

    No one here is hating…you obviously have a different definition for the word “hate”…most haters hate for no apparent reason…I cant stand LJ because he’s so amazingly fake. He’s so much on camera its hard to believe who he really is…like I said he makes a mockery of my favorite sport and he doesn’t even have the courtesy to actually win on his own…last years playoffs were one of the biggest jokes ive ever seen. Reminded me of the Lakers Vs Nets playoffs which was rigged btw, in favor of kobe…And I actually like kobe but I admit the truth…I aint no fake ass dude, i’m real with my shit. You dissed Kobe but the fact is I couldn’t care less. I don’t get butthurt when someone insults my fav athelete. they not my brothers, not my girl, not my fam or friends nor do they pay my bills. That seems to be the case to only blind LeBron fans…people that aint blind come here to express themselves. if I went to ilovelebron website and talked shit there then i’m a hating troll but I don’t. Fellow True NBA fans come here because they see how dumb and blind the world is to give in to the bullshit that’s in their faces aka Lebron…all we hear is how godly he is, how he’s a prodigy, but the truth is he brings no magic to the game like previous legends…trust me I’ve seen it all before…and yea I’m black…but I’m educated

  20. old school March 8, 2013 at 3:39 pm #

    @UNCLEBIGBAD sorry I didn’t really read your comment until later but ima say what I gotta say…no one here is miserable. Like I said I come to this site because there are people who feel the same way I do about the NBA…You say we’re doomed as a race because we bicker, but the truth is we’re doomed as race because we’re blind. We’re doomed as a race because of pro black dudes like you. How are you any different from a pro white dude or a pro Spanish dude. Grow up. I left that mentality when I needed to become a man to support my mother. What does me disliking Lebron have anything to do with color? I hate my people because I don’t like LeBron? Makes no sense when Jordan is my entire childhood and memories. You think people that aren’t black must hate LeBron right? truth is I know more white people that are as much Lebrons fans as you are. I ask again what the hell does any of this have to do with race? It’s dudes like you that create imaginary boundries to separate ourselves from the rest of society which makes it harder for us to progress as decent people…So I’m supposed to always support a black guy because we have the same skin color? What if he’s a murderer like Robert Black or a Satanist like Jay-z? Hell No, at the end of the day a human being is a human being…we all bleed the same red. Keep your pity for someone ignorant, I stand for something and that’s my future…you shouldn’t get heated over sports…I love the NBA but you wont see me hurt over someone dissing my favorite team or player. Like I said that’s a trait of the average LeBron fan

  21. UNCLEBIGBAD March 10, 2013 at 9:21 pm #

    I can respect alot of the points u made OLD SCHOOL, but i am also educated. i also served in the armed forces, desert storm as a matter of fact. I know that wasn’t a REAL war, but u get my point. The truth is, what really heated me was u calling me UNCLEBIGBITCH my brotha. I know everyone is entitled to their own opinions, and I can respect that. The truth is, you are absolutely correct, LJ doesn’t pay any of our bills, etc., none of them do. Don’t get me wrong, I think Kobe Is an outstanding player, i just don’t favor him. I’m 44 years old bruh, i’ve been through a whole lot of things, as i’m sure u have, so now i’m coming to you like a man. I work in the medical field, so i am constantly around all walks of life. Every race has good and bad, and I get along with all walks, as long as they respect me as i do them. The truth is, even after serving my county loyally, I still get so much much grief from caucasions, and sometimes Mexicans. So please excuse me if I sounded immature or rash, because i am a people’s person. I understand where you’re coming from, and I respect that. The truth is, I know better than anyone that LJ is far from perfect, he has flaws. Maybe he should have went to college to better himself as a person and have a better understanding about the game. I just like his game bruh, I don’t believe he’s the best, i just like his game play. He wines sometimes, perhaps that’s the boy in him. Like me, I still have some boy in me. I can get pretty angry sometimes, need to work on that, has gotten me in trouble at times. LOL. Anyway, no hard feelings my brotha, I can be a man and admit that i overreacted, my bad on that. I just lost my mother through diabetes, and a son to gun violence, life is too short man. Gotta take the good with the bad. My bad again my brotha. Stay up.

  22. UNCLEBIGBAD March 10, 2013 at 9:45 pm #

    He’s still my favorite player tho, go LBJ!!!

  23. old school March 12, 2013 at 10:11 pm #

    iight yo…reading your comment I can see you’re not another brick in the wall and I respect and apologize…you like LeBron, I will always like Jordan we’ll keep it at that…no point in fighting over opinions since either way, Kobe nd LeBron both play for team USA anyway

  24. UNCLEBIGBAD March 12, 2013 at 11:18 pm #

    @OLD SCHOOL U said it bruh, I love Jordan as well! Amazing athelete!

  25. Lefraud James March 13, 2013 at 7:43 am #

    Lefraud James is still the same ol’ choke artist he has always been he just got more backup from the refs now. I like the bullrush comment because thats the best way to describe what happens when he can’t hit his shots he bullrushes to draw a foul.

  26. LBJ_ALLDAY March 17, 2013 at 7:42 pm #

    Haha been pretty quiet on here! How you hatin bitches like them 22 wins in your mouth!

  27. TheTruthIsOutThere March 28, 2013 at 2:35 pm #

    Looks like Spoelstra forgot to pay the refs off. The 4th qtr of the heat @ bulls game was actually called fairly. Whiny Heat weren’t allowed to beat up on the other team in the paint because the bulls were poppin 3s. I poured myself a drink to celebrate. Cheers.

  28. Perfect10 March 31, 2013 at 7:20 am #

    @LBJ_ALLDAY How do you like that streak ending against as D-Roseless Bulls?

  29. Perfect10 March 31, 2013 at 7:20 am #

    @LBJ_ALLDAY How do you like that streak ending against a D-Roseless Bulls?

  30. fred martin April 7, 2013 at 1:15 pm #

    SOMETHING ABOUT GROWING UP IN CANTON AROUND AKRON.I WOULD NEVER BEIEVE SOMEONE WHO GREW UP IN MY TOWN COULD PLAY FOR A CLEVELAND TEAM,HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN NBA TWO YEARS IN A ROW,AND TURN YOUR BACK ON ALL THESE PEOPLE FOR ONE GUY WHO PLAYED FOR ANOTHER TEAM.I DONT EXPECT MIAMI FANS TO UNDERSTAND OR CARE BUT YOU CANT CONVINCE ME THAT THE ASSHOLE DID NOT KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING.I HOPE WEST DRILLED YOUR MAMA GOOD FOR ALL OF US.AS FOR THE TALK ABOUT HIM RETURNING OR RETIRING HIS NUMBER IN CLEVELAND DONT MAKE ME LAUGH.IF YOUR WIFE DEVORCE YOU ANOTHER MAN WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH HER WHEN THEY GET DEVORCED .I DO NOT HATE MANY THINGS IN LIFE I DONT BELIEVE IN IT BUUUT I HATE THAT MAN AND THAT WILL NEVER CHAINGE.

  31. toni May 5, 2013 at 7:09 am #

    i love LB he is not stupid like kobe or mike jordan or dewayne wade or all the other idiots…he has a beautiful black woman in his life he is loyal and scandal free……alright LB.

  32. Tom May 9, 2013 at 6:18 pm #

    How is he a choke artist he won a championship and did nothing
    Wrong at all??

  33. bernardgwatkins May 10, 2013 at 2:48 pm #

    Good point. If you forget about most of his career. And refuse to take into account the fact that he’s on a ridiculous all-star team.

  34. bernardgwatkins May 10, 2013 at 2:51 pm #

    Was that pile of shit puff piece supposed to prove something other than the guy who wrote that “article” wants to kiss LeBron on the mouth?

  35. Lefraud James May 11, 2013 at 5:17 am #

    He won a championship complete with all the referee accomodations imaginable. Heat players football tackling, elbowing, blatant fouls and disgusting garbage they did in the 2012 NBA Playoffs that they weren’t called for. It is sickening that people don’t realize how much this superstar treatment has ruined the game of basketball. Ask Chris Childs if he would have ever fought Kobe if he couldn’t play in the NBA?

  36. fred martin May 31, 2013 at 11:22 pm #

    THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME PEOPLE WHO THINK IF THEY LOVE THIS CLASSLESS PUNK THAT WE ALL SHOULD.THERE ARE FAR MORE PEOPLE WHO CANT STAND HIM THEN THAT LIKE HIM.SOMEONE SHOULD TELL ESPN. PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS GUY AND HATE ON CLEVELAND NEVER MENTION THAT WHEN HE LEFT THEY HAD THE BEST RECORD IN THE NBA.IF YOU CAN LEAD THE NBA IN WINS YOU CAN WIN IT ALL.DURING THE REG SEASON THE TEAM PLAYED FINE. MAYBE WHEN YOU ACT CHILDISH AND LAUGH AT HALL OF FAMERS WHEN YOU GET A LEAD LIKE JAMES DID SO MANE TIMES IN CLEVELAND YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.NEVER SAW THE GRATE PLAYERS ACT SO CLASSLESS.WHY DONT ESPN DIG UP THOSE HIGHLIGHTS.GOT TO LOVE TEAMS THAT CONDUCT THEM SELVES WITH CLASS,INDIANA,AND OKLAHOMA CITY.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A PLAYER QUIT ON A TEAM WITH THE TOP WINNING % TWO YEARS IN A ROW.

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