Self-obsessed LeBron can’t blow himself, settles for snowballing

28 Aug

Deadspin’s Anonymous PR guy had a few things to say about LeBron in a recent Q&A session:

LeBron is a total dick


So LeBron was already a full-fledged asshole at age 19. Not a shocking revelation, but mildly surprising considering it involves a fucking wheelchair kid.  I don’t like how the PR guy totally glosses over the whole Playboy Mansion thing, but I guess he has to hold back a few juicy tidbits for future posts.

Then it gets much, much better:

lebron likes snowballing

Wow. For those of you who have no idea what snowballing is – look it up, that is what the internet is for. Do a quick search and come back…

You back?  Good.  Pretty nasty, huh? The psychoanalysis on this doesn’t require an advanced degree  – LeBron is such a raging narcissist that he literally wants to blow himself. Obviously, this is impossible given that LeBron is not a contortionist (flopping aside) and I seriously doubt LeBron has a 28 inch wang (or he would have told us about it).  So he has to settle for snowballing.




4 Responses to “Self-obsessed LeBron can’t blow himself, settles for snowballing”

  1. Johnny NlGS October 27, 2012 at 2:15 am #

    Man I hate lebronze so much. 30 yr old white male. Grew up loving the NBA and now I absolutely hate it. You can keep your ghetto superstars like lebron. Uneducated immature wannabe thug. NBA has a huge problem. Their biggest star is the most hated superstar of alltime. Now that he’s won his ring wheres the fun in watching him lose. I have no doubt lebronze snowballs. His mom was 15 yes 15 and high on crack when she had him. He should have been left back in the forth grade because his mom was too poor to get him to school. Ghetto trash. For every lebron James how many ghetto brothers are there that never make it and are straight up hood rat wannabe gangsta thugs. Fuck lebron.

  2. Trevor November 18, 2012 at 3:53 am #

    You are the biggest fucking hater I have ever WITNESSED!!! This is a complete lie, you have nothing better to do with you life than criticize a man who is doing something with his life while guys like you hate on him and try and bring him down! Fuck y’all hating asses!! Get a life! Whoever can’t admit that lebron james is the greatest player on earth right now than your blind and seriously need help! That is all, have a good day!

  3. Johnny NlGS December 15, 2012 at 8:55 pm #

    @Trevor; I guess we know who lebronzes snowball partner is – You – faggot. You think lebronze gives a crap about your poor ass. Ha. All lebronze cares about is becoming a billionaire (never gonna happen). Keep defending that nigga you ignorant brainwashed piece if ghetto trash.

  4. Achilles June 28, 2013 at 4:24 pm #

    This site has managed to reach a new level of absurdity… Ridiculous.

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