Deadspin’s Anonymous PR guy had a few things to say about LeBron in a recent Q&A session:
So LeBron was already a full-fledged asshole at age 19. Not a shocking revelation, but mildly surprising considering it involves a fucking wheelchair kid. I don’t like how the PR guy totally glosses over the whole Playboy Mansion thing, but I guess he has to hold back a few juicy tidbits for future posts.
Then it gets much, much better:
Wow. For those of you who have no idea what snowballing is – look it up, that is what the internet is for. Do a quick search and come back…
You back? Good. Pretty nasty, huh? The psychoanalysis on this doesn’t require an advanced degree - LeBron is such a raging narcissist that he literally wants to blow himself. Obviously, this is impossible given that LeBron is not a contortionist (flopping aside) and I seriously doubt LeBron has a 28 inch wang (or he would have told us about it). So he has to settle for snowballing.