Classless Backstabbing Narcissist, Serial Diver/Choker/Cheater/Whiner/Quitter LeBron James finally manages not to prevent his all-star team from winning NBA title
22 Jun
Good work, LeBron. Put that ring in your tiny little purse and take a fucking victory lap. Know in your heart that you are a TRUE champion. You never had to shamelessly take advantage of favorable treatment from the league and its sponsors to win.
You never had to betray your hometown and the fans that made you. You never had to resort to diving, browbeating the refs with incessant whining, or outright cheating. You never traveled and you never got away with a charge in the paint. You didn’t luck out when serious injuries to Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah removed the best team in the NBA from your playoff bracket. And you certainly never required the help of two or more all-stars to get the job done. It was all you, bro. IT WAS ALL YOU.
Ugh. I’m pretty sure I’m still drunk. And I’m seriously thinking about putting some whiskey in my morning coffee to power back up to deal with this shit. First order of business – let’s get the morning headlines out of the way. Here is a sampling of some terrible headlines and groan-worthy puns:
The Chosen Won (SI)
Ring Him Up (ESPN)
The King Gets His Crown (SportingNews)
LeBron James passes on Cleveland question in post-game press conference (Cleveland Plain Dealer)
Champions! Heat Dominates Thunder (Miami Herald) – WEAK
It’s about Damn Time: LeBron and Heat Win NBA Title (USA Today)
King is Crowned (also USA Today)
“I can finally say I’m a champion”: Heat wing gives James elusive crown” (Washington Post)
A Three-Heated Title in Miami (LA Times) – whatever the fuck that means
King’s Coronation (Yahoo! Sports)
The Big Three Land One: Miami Heat Win NBA Championship (Orlando Sentinel)
Take a Load Off (FoxSports)
The King is Finally Crowned (MSNBC)
And so on, and so on. I only linked to the Cleveland story. If you’ve read one of the others, you’ve read them all.
Whatever – it finally happened. It just goes to show you that in America, if you are given every single opportunity to win and yet continue to fail, you can always sleaze your way into a superior position, enter a fucking cheat code, and beat everyone over the head with your unfair advantage.
I will probably post more when I stop throwing up and/or when LeBron starts dropping completely retarded quotes.
Only six more championships to go, LeBron…get back to work.
On some real shit, you’re a baby and know nothing about the game. You must be a Cavs fan. News for ya. Be pissed. When you go to the park to hoop, even if you ARE the best player, you pick up the best players you can, and LeBron carried the worst team in the NBA for 7 years and dipped cause they were garbage. Cavs suck and they wanna cry cause the best player in the league didn’t feel like carryin their weak ass no more.
I would like to see your references in Cheating… That “foul” on KD in game 2 or 3 whichever. wasnt even a big deal. Its the finals dumbass. Those fouls werent being called the whole series cause they are baby fouls n they are grown ass men. Wheres the favorable treatment? What he’s the best player in the league so he has sponsors? People are just pissed flat out cause he’s the best and people cant stop em. Keep crying till next year when they win the ship again. LETS GO HEAT! keep drinking bitch
Here is the HEAT parade route if you wanna join in.
http://i.imgur.com/VZwV6.jpghttp://
Might as well take this site down or remove these comments. You are gonna be getting a LOT of messages from us.
Oh yeah… keep drinking bitch. (I like that Kidfox)
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You are a spawn of Lebron James. If it wasn’t for Lebron James there would be no YOU! The only reason you have a purpose it because of Lebron. Enemies will always hate the victory of others cuz there is nothing else to do. Get used to you position well because you will always have a bitter taste when you watch Sportcenter and Lebron is all over it. People like you have no other skill and cry. Your that guy that women talk about that crys after the 1 min orgasm and after sleeping with the below standard fat women that should be placed in a zoo. Lebron conquered and is at the top of the mountain, what have you done with your life but Hate on the success of others! SUCK IT GO MOTHAF#€ken HEAT!
Are you retarded? The Cavs won 60+ games his last 2 years. So it’s their fault he shriveled up against Orlando and Boston? Let’s go with facts here, he had to join a super team to do it. Period.
LEBRON JAMES COULD GIVE 2 FUCKS ABOUT YOU & YOUR WORTHLESS SITE! I LIKE HOW YOU SPEND “ALOT” OF YOUR TIME & MONEY PROMOTING AN ANTI-LEBRON MOVEMENT…IF YOU DON’T LIKE HIM SO DAMN MUCH, THEN WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME MAKING SHIRTS AND TALKING SO MUCH SHIT? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP! THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN’T! ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT ON YOUR ASS AND TALK SHIT, ABOUT SOMEONE WHO COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR IGNORANT THOUGHTS! NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MAKE OFF OF YOUR HATER SHIRTS, REMEMBER ONE THING, THEY STILL GOT LEBRON’S NAME ALL OVER IT BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
this motherfucker can’t get a real job to support hisself, so he thought of making a dumbass site like this to make easy money. i wish lebron would shove his dick down your thought, so you could choke to death!
Didn’t hear anyone complaining when Boston got Garnett and Allen. By all means, hate on the guy. Go ahead. I’ll be enjoying the collection of nice, shiny trophies we are going to collect. (feel free to insert the typical “you wont do it again” hater remark below)
@ Wade jock strap sniffer above:
Yes, people did make an issue of the KG trade. MN got the very short end. Paula Pierce is also an overrated “star,” and couldn’t do jack with Antoine Walker in Boston before the arrival of KG and Allen. Of course, it needs to reiterated that Ray Allen was never really considered a “super” star not even by idiotic sports punditry (just great for his position), so to say there’s an equivalent is being dishonest.
Still, neither of the idiotic Miami fanbois here are willing to acknowledge cold hard truth: LeQueen could never be a leader and has to ride the coattails of others to get the job done — along with preferential treatment by the league and the drone-like sports punditry. The Greatest? He is most definitely NOT.
To the aptly named KID”fox” above:
As someone who frequently plays pick-up games, I can tell you that any casual player who is actually interested in playing the game rather than being an on-the-court spectator, I’m not looking for the “best” players because often times, these “best” players are the biggest BALL HOGS on the court. Why would I pick ball hogs on my team? May as well let them play 1 or 2 vs. 3 or 4. No, I’m looking for guys who are going to pass the ball at least once in a possession and not try to audition for the And1 tour.
“People are just pissed flat out cause he’s the best and people cant stop em. ”
When players are no longer allowed to play defense (hence why Pierce kept fouling out in the East finals or how various Pacer players get wrongly called for Flagrant 2s simply for playing hard-nosed defense), it’s so much easier to be “unstoppable.”
You are an idiot.
:: sigh ::
Ok Queenzy… you’re right. We bought it. Had nothing to to with coaching, playmaking or the front office.
As far as the leader thing, time will tell. One thing he is a leader of, is points on our team. That I don’t mind, at all. BTW, the trophy look REAL nice here. All three of them. The one that means we are the best team in the NBA, and the two that mean we have the best player in the NBA (regular and post-season).
P.S. I think Mike Miller just made another three pointer.
Now there is something I haven’t seen. Someone complaining about LeBron getting calls. I’m sure that is why he is so successful. Let’s hope no one picks up on it for the next couple of years. Because… you know… he’s just an average player without that.
you’re a complete idiot. accept the fact that you’re a hater, and move on. congrats for being a total douche
to the little “queen” over there. lebron averages almost 10 assists a game….yeah he sure is a ballhog.. he passes up his own open shots so he can pass to a teammate…yup ballhog. do you even know what basketball is? because i dont think you have ever even watched a game if you are implying lebron is a ballhog. and of course he chose to play with a better team in this era you pretty much have to you dunce. OKC, PORTLAND, LAKERS (my team), BOSTON, SPURS, CLIPPERS all have big threes. knicks have a hell of a dynamic duo, so does dallas, pretty much every team has a group of stars now so for you to talk shit on the heat because of their lineup is just proof that you are a fucking whiner. not one player has won a championship by himself, not even MJ. Stop being an ignorant fucking idiot and let go of all the hate. believe me more and more people talk shit about you if you are the type that constantly talks shit about someone else. go cry about lebron being more successful than you will ever be to your family and friends (if you even have any)…. i have also learned that you gotta love someone to hate them… so i bet all you lebron haters just secretly want his penis in your throat and ass, but mostly in your ass you whining pussy(ies). he dont even know you guys and you are giving him attention. so while you guys sit on your computers and cry all day, lebron is holding that big ass trophy and enjoying his millions.
Don’t worry Bernard some of us are intellegent and get the fact that its not as much about hating Lebron as it is about the fact that his corporate sponsorships and million dollar endorsement deals are corrupting the game that you obviously love. If you think that there is ABSOLUTELY NO superstar favoritism in the NBA answer me one simple question…….
Why at the end of every half in every game of every round of the NBA playoffs involving the heat ONLY LEBRON’S MOM is allowed backstage. I’m sure everybody else would like to have some family backstage to support them why only Lebron?
“lebron is holding that big ass trophy and enjoying his millions.”
and all the idiot jock strap riders like the moron uttering this quote who the best they could hope for is “His Highness” to even so much as glance their way so they can run back home and orgasm all over themselves because basking in others’ glory is all that they can muster as they are failures in their own lives.
Pathetic.
Fck lebron. he is a puss.
Still, the point is made that “The King” is no more than a prince. He couldn’t be “The King” in Cleveland so he goes bailing to the cesspool that is South FL and plays second fiddle on a “super” team. Face it: you idiot fanbois/fangrrls can’t handle cold hard truth: the “Golden Boy” has to be propped up by the system to stroke his over-inflated ego. He’s about as “deserving” of a championship as JuwanA Howard. LMFAO
haters gonna hate… runners gonna front…
I choose to keep hating on Jabron(ie) Lames!!
(ps I always post your awesome site when my friends want to praise lebron. keep it up!)
LeBron almost single handedly carried his team through the playoffs, did NOT choke during the 4th quarter in the final series, and helped his team BLOW OUT the Thunder. The game didn’t come even come down to a few points! He scored triple doubles multiple times in the playoffs, something which not many NBA players, esp. Kobe, has done…
“You didn’t luck out when serious injuries to Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah removed the best team in the NBA from contention.”
Really? Because if I remember correctly the Heat eliminated the Bulls fair & square in the 2011 ECF. In the end his legacy in sports will live on forever, you on the other hand, are just some dude who has more than enough time to update & manage a site dedicated to him.
Congrats, LeBron & the entire Miami Heat for becoming the 2012 NBA Champions!
LeBron is a pompous, cocky, conceited, arrogant, greedy dude. He has “Chosen One” tattooed across his upper back. That is the tat of a narcissist. I have sources that he cheated on his fiancee when he first came to Miami. The 2010 pep rally was the most disrespectful slap in the face to the game of basketball. A lot of other guys have guaranteed championships. But never publicly to that degree with a we’re the greatest fuckers playing pep rally promising “not 5 not 6 not 7″ championships. Its so incredibly difficult to win 1 and he had the audacity to say theyl win at least 8. Fat chance ever getting that self-placed monkey off your back.
Dam, I’ve never seen so many cry baby bitches on one site before. Why y’all mad? Oh yea I forgot The Heatles won the 2012 NBA Championship. Its ok haters, without you Miami wouldn’t be the city of champions. Keep on hating, there’s no crying in basketball, we got a lot of tissues for you emotional litto bebes, come on on down to south florida.
Author of this site has written:
“If LeBron puts together an entire playoff run consisting of games that halfway resemble the one where he beat the Pistons a few years back, I’d have to respect him.”
I am terribly sorry, but this play-offs were like this. In must-win game 5 for OKC, when Durant had to be at his best LBJ was able to guard him so well that I couldn’t believe it.
And they beat Indiana without Bosh. In the finals Wade didn’t really help him that much.
But haters need to hate. You couldn’t stop doing in. In some way it’s good.
I wish you good luck, but please. Focus more on your arguments when posting. Otherwise no-one sane will listen to some fair words you’re saying.
Yeah – in 2011 the Bulls weren’t the best team in the NBA, doofus.
The whole championship run was fixed and favored the Heat throughout the 2012 NBA playoffs. Here are some examples:
Dwayne Wade sends Darren Collison from the foul line to the front row and then calls him a bitch. No Suspensions No Ejections NOTHING. The media didn’t even talk about it. Kind of a corporate censorship. right?
Lebron James shot more free throws (17) then the entire Celtic team (15)in game 7 of the ECF
The almost consistent free throw disparities between the Heat and (just pick a team)
Constant missed calls on Dwayne Wade and Lebron James in the clutch but calls that favor them on the other end
Gloria James being seen backstage at every Heat game halftime show home or away nobody elses family members present
The blatantly obvious targeted attack with the intent to injure as a retaliation for the Choke Sign to Lebron, almost like a bounty scheme.
Just some examples because there are plenty more cover ups to be discovered
And for the retaliation with the intent to injure the league saw fit to not even eject him right then and there and only suspend him three games. I’ve seen less obvious things get bigger punishments
… and the hating continues. It’s quite alright, I understand. Kinda tough seeing the overwhelming joy coming from our city as we bask in the glory that is “LeBronica”. Honestly, this feels so good right now that I would be completely fine with one championship. I don’t need 8 (although it would be nice). Truth is, if we did happen to win eight, 90% of the haters on this website would commit suicide. Id rather you all live out your pitiful existence and live a long meaningless lives in whatever shit-hole of a town you are in knowing that for one whole year, we had the best basketball player in the world on our team, AND he was part of the best basketball team in the nation. Period.
P.S. – the only reason you dickwads know so much crap about LeBron, is because you look into his life like 13 year old school girls trying to figure out who’s banging Justin Beiber. Only thing I know about him is what he does on the court. That’s because the only time I pay attention to him is usually… you know… when he’s playing basketball. I, like many of my peers, didn’t even watch the “pep rally”, didn’t even see him predict the multiple championships or any of that other crap everyone is talking about. The only reason I know about it is because everyone keeps TALKING ABOUT IT. I’m sure plenty of other players get preferential treatment. They just aren’t looked at under a freaking microscope. LeBron is one of the best players in our lifetime. Hate it or love it. Doesn’t matter. I will tell you one thing though, if his new demeanor is legit, and not some one-time-gonna-do-it-just-to-show-how-much-I’ve-grown thing, he is only going to get better. I’m still a Wade guy, but LeBadass is starting to grow on me.
P.S.S. – Mike Miller just hit another three pointer
Yes, the NBA is fixed. Genius.
…wow
Ok Wade County go enjoy your tainted victory celebration. And know that with 47 free throws a blatant no call and Corporate backing from Warren Buffet. Lebron would still be the same ol’ choke artist
Will do. Thanks. Here’s the parade route in case you wanna join.
http://i.imgur.com/VZwV6.jpghttp://
Sure I’ll wear my Tim Donaghy mask and throw eggs at the float.
wow…wade county, if there was ever a lebron dickrider it’d be you and as for “Mo”…if lebron “carried” his heat team and he had an amazing 20+ lead, why was he pussy enough to sit out the last minute??? it woodnt matter if he fucked up they still would’ve won…shows what kind of leader you retards worship…smh
funny thing to all you lebron fans…if you truly believe lebron won fair and square then why waste your time going onto a “i hate lebron james” website and start arguments with “haters”??? little defensive now are we?
if you all truly believe lebron won, none of you would be on this website…better yet you’d all ignore us because you know lebron won it “gloriously”…apparently, deep down, you fans know the TRUTH so that’s why you fuel this website…
U people are fucking faggots that can’t stand lebron’s greatness U R in the skip Bayless category with stubborn hatered go fuck your selves cause there’s no point in arguing with u
I’m will not even begin to try to talk sports, or statistics, or anything regarding the crap the owner of this site is word vomitting… however, I will say a few things:
First of all, you need to relax yourself, go find yourself a pretty little girlfriend, or probably boyfriend if that’s what you’re into. If you have one, you need to pay more attention to them than to Lebron. If you don’t… this site is a prime example of that; because you’re wasting TOO MUCH TIME hating on someone who not affected your life in the least bit, unless you are the owner or manager of the Cavs or something…
Secondly, regarding Lebrons endorsements – I distinctly remember growing up and not being able to flip a channel without seeing a Michael Jordan commercial, or walking through a mall without seeing one of his shoes shoved in my mothers face to buy them. Guess what? The reason for all the endorsements is because they are BAD ASS PLAYERS, AND PEOPLE, MUCH LIKE YOURSELF WANT TO BE JUST LIKE THEM.
Third, do you remember in grade school when it was time to pick teams? There’s a reason the scrawny, dorky kid was picked last, and that’s because they probably sucked, or wasn’t good friends with the person picking their team. (I’m sure you remember as you were probably the loser ass hole picked last which explains your stupidities) Much like… oh hey! Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh and LEBRON JAMES…. they knew they were some of the best players in the NBA, and they were close friends…. WHY THE F WOULDN’T THEY WANT OR DESERVE TO BE ON THE SAME DAMN TEAM? I’m pretty sure if Dwayne Wade would have left Miami to join them with the Cavs you wouldn’t be such a huge pole up your ass. Unfortunately for you, they came here, and THAT’S why you’re pissed.
Every player in the NBA has the right, when able to, to play for the best team they can play for, with the best players they can play with. Get the F over the fact that Lebron came to this Magic City.
Finally, come to Miami Pipo, I’ll buy you a cafesito from La Carreta, and I’ll show you the streets the worst fans in the NBA celebrated until the sun came up, because of the VICTORY James, Wade, Bosh, Battier, Chalmers, Haslem and every other amazing Heat player lead us to.
Congratulations to OUR Miami Heat… victory was yours, not because of ONE “selfish” player, but because of an AMAZING TEAM that came together, worked together, and played hard…. TOGETHER. YOU ALL deserve this victory…. and yes, OUR KING HAS BEEN CROWNED MOTHATRUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
….you can go die now Mr. Queen.
Its been how many days since we crowned a new champ… who won it last year??? u guys waste too much of ur time with sports surrounded by sponsers … I’m wasting time just typing away on my iPad but I do this to say unplug ur self and take the red pill neo lol
That parade comeback was played out the first 200 times you used it.
Oh and Florida sports fans are the worst in professional sports and everyone knows it. You bitches don’t have shit to say when your team blows. Fucking fair-weather posers.
Glad I haven’t watched a single NBA game in awhile. Worst pro league, full of spoiled pussys, and it’s not even close. Even baseball is better now. That’s some sad shit.
FYI, I’m sure your knowledge of parade routes is strong, bet you’ve got the gay pride routes down pat.
cry more
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That is all I see….You haters are cry babies !! AND ITS HILARIOUS
Lol I love all of these people who support LeBron. He is the cockiest prick on the planet and he doesn’t give a shit about any of you fans, as he demonstrated with the whole Cleveland thing. Yet people continue to cheer for him. Who cares if he’s the best, he’s a fucking asshole.
Um… oldschool… where better than to shove our championship winning dick than an ” I Hate Lebron” website? Cmon now. Think about it.
P.S. – Mike: Did I really use the parade thing that much? That’s a hell of a multiplier. (thanks for counting)
P.S.S. – Mike: lol… “gay” shot. Really? That really, really hurt man.
Alex: Why would LeBron care about fans? I wouldn’t. All he does is play basketball. I sure as hell don’t worry about anything when I’m at work other than getting my job done.
“Wade County” Um… oldschool… where better than to shove our championship winning dick than an ” I Hate Lebron” website? Cmon now. Think about it.
More like your mouth u dumbass…ur such an idiot for replying….continue celebrating if you truly believe the “King” won fairly….at the end of the day, all us TRUE nba fans could give a fuck about lebrons sham ring…remember one thing…Legendary players of the past werent hyped like ur “king” was….they came, they played, and conquered…
you dumbasses are all proving my point…why so defensive about lebrons rings? do you honestly think us lebron “haters” are gonna listen to ur bandwagon comments? like your words hurt us?? the only people gettin hurt r the mindless fools who think lebron actually “won” it…please continue to reply to me and the rest of my fellow “haters”…if we have no life, if we are the losers, then what the hell does that make the next lebron dickrider who replys to our comments????
keep replying lebron “lovers”. please keep replying, my co-workers and i need something to laugh at while i’m at work…nothing funnier than the words of an idiotic fool who follows the media like its the fucking bible or quran…
First off the people who are on LBJ dick clearly havent read anything on this website. the creator is not a cavs fans, he actually shits on them. he is neither a kobe, MJ, or any other douchebag player fan, he is a fan of the old school 80s fair basketball. And why are you on a Ihatelebronjames website if u love him so much. The man is a piece of shit person who doesnt deserve your love, you people should remember what he said about the common fan across baseketball when he lost in the finals. this guy doesnt give a shit about any of you, he only cares for himself n that why he such a fucking piece of shit, and whats even worse is he is favored by 90% of refs in the nba
You copied CRY and then pasted it a thousand times. Man that’s really clever.
@wadecounty – it’s called hyperbole, but yes you have used it a bunch of times. And it’s fucking lame.
Florida sports fans suck. It’s a well known fact. Google that shit.
Congradulations Lebron you brought a championship to a city that already had one.Instead of makiing history your just a small part of history.Thanks for the future lesson,when the going gets tough,the weak get going.Now I’ll be able to pass on how not to run from a challenge.Must have been hard to celebrate with the Miami fans when 99% of them speak Cuban.Did Delonte get to celebrate with your mom?
A quote from Lebron
“I didn’t shortcut anything.”
Im going to ignore the obvious.
So standing under Danny Granger while he’s shooting the three so he can roll his ankle on your foot in a 2-2 series is not a shortcut? Real NBA purist know that while its not regulated or illegal, its dirty as hell. Its a tactic Bruce Bowen is known for and thats why he’s was considered one of the dirtiest players in the league.
And not to mention all of the league favoritism.
I don’t wanna be like mike lebron kobe or any of them I just want the NBA back when it was fair.