The King without a Ring (Finger)

28 Mar

OH NO!  LeBron James has injured his ring finger!

What will LeBron James do without his most useless, purposeless, unnecessary, unimportant appendage?  The same thing he always does – not wear a ring on it.

It is so completely unnecessary to make another joke here.  However, this is ihatelebronjames.com, and I have no choice but to do so.  So, in order to honor the absurdity of LeBron James injuring his ring finger, I have collected some of the best LeBron jokes from the web in the laziest manner possible, through a google:

Click here for many, many results…

 

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10 Responses to “The King without a Ring (Finger)”

  1. Zay April 19, 2012 at 11:20 pm #

    YOU Suck!!!! You just suck that’s why nobody come sto this damn website! DUMBASS Motherfucker

  2. dick fuck bitch May 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm #

    he should go fuck selena gomez in the the ass and retire from basketball with his dick in the air and move to cuba and be tupacs bitch and oh yeah selena likes it black

  3. dick fuck bitch May 1, 2012 at 5:21 pm #

    yum yum

  4. BoyRoy May 4, 2012 at 11:12 pm #

    pathetic

  5. Hate hater May 9, 2012 at 6:55 pm #

    Just loose 10 min of my time with your crappy I make money on a hate concept website. I hate you

  6. Eric May 10, 2012 at 1:04 am #

    Hahaha you are a fucking joke. Lebron is by far the best Player in the league right now. You can sit there and hate all day long but go ahead and look at his playoff stats and tell me he is bad. Also, name another good player on the cavs, a championship is a team stat, not an individual stat. You are a douchebag

  7. aaron June 8, 2012 at 2:51 am #

    i hate lebron he sucks kevin durant shouldve won mvp that why leborn will never win a ring

  8. Sean June 22, 2012 at 6:52 am #

    Guess that ring finger’s not so useless now, jackass.

  9. Jon January 7, 2013 at 8:13 am #

    Nice try Kobe!

  10. Angel October 27, 2015 at 10:27 am #

    I feel safistied after reading that one.

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