Archive | June, 2013

LeBron still hates handicapped kids

26 Jun

For all the idiots who can’t understand all the hate directed at LeBron, here is a nice cut-and-dry example for you – LeBron mistreating a kid in a wheelchair. LeBron is such a douche that he can’t even *pretend* to be nice to handicapped kids at public events. From UFC fighter Chael Sonnen:

Let me tell you a story about LeBron. He asked the UFC for tickets for my fight against Anderson Silva. We sit the guy front row, and all through the night he snubs our fans. He’s a guest in our house and he refuses to sign any autographs or take any pictures unless your cup size was later in the alphabet than he was able to learn.

I had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking.

Next time I see him he will shake that little boy’s hand, even if I have to break his arm off and take it to the boy.

Note that this is the second story about LeBron pushing a kid in a wheelchair out of his way. Great guy, that LeBron James.

 

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LeBron Enshrined in the NBA Hall of Fame!

21 Jun

Hall of Famer LeBron James! Write it down right now. Cause it’s a done deal.

Guys…he just won his second title. He. Won. Two. Titles.

Motherfucking TWO. Seriously. Add that shit up. It adds up to TWO.

This is seriously blowing my mind. I never thought this was possible in my wildest dreams. The way LeBron does so much with so little – SO, SO AWESOME. Here is the official list of best players ever ranked by NBA titles (you’ll notice LeBron now sits atop this list):

 LeBron makes stupid faces

Rank

Player

Team(s)

Count

1

LeBron James

MIA

2

2

Bill Russell*

BOS

11

3

Sam Jones*

BOS

10

4

John Havlicek*

BOS

8

Tom Heinsohn*

BOS

8

K.C. Jones*

BOS

8

Tom Sanders

BOS

8

8

Robert Horry

HOU/LAL/SAS

7

Frank Ramsey*

BOS

7

10

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar*

MIL/LAL

6

Bob Cousy*

BOS

6

Michael Jordan*

CHI

6

Jim Loscutoff

BOS

6

Scottie Pippen*

CHI

6

14

Kobe Bryant

LAL

5

Michael Cooper

LAL

5

Derek Fisher

LAL

5

Ron Harper

CHI/LAL

5

Magic Johnson*

LAL

5

Steve Kerr

CHI/SAS

5

Slater Martin*

MNL/STL

5

George Mikan*

MNL

5

Don Nelson

BOS

5

Jim Pollard*

MNL

5

Dennis Rodman*

DET/CHI

5

Larry Siegfried

BOS

5

26

Tim Duncan

SAS

4

Horace Grant

CHI/LAL

4

Vern Mikkelsen*

MNL

4

Shaquille O’Neal

LAL/MIA

4

Robert Parish*

BOS/CHI

4

Will Perdue

CHI/SAS

4

Kurt Rambis

LAL

4

John Salley

DET/CHI/LAL

4

Pep Saul

ROC/MNL

4

Bill Sharman*

BOS

4

36

B.J. Armstrong

CHI

3

Larry Bird*

BOS

3

Bruce Bowen

SAS

3

Randy Brown

CHI

3

Jud Buechler

CHI

3

Bill Cartwright

CHI

3

Sam Cassell

HOU/BOS

3

Gene Conley

BOS

3

James Edwards

DET/CHI

3

Mario Elie

HOU/SAS

3

Rick Fox

LAL

3

Devean George

LAL

3

Manu Ginobili

SAS

3

A.C. Green

LAL

3

Bob Harrison

MNL

3

Udonis Haslem

MIA

3

Gerald Henderson

BOS/DET

3

Dennis Johnson*

SEA/BOS

3

Stacey King

CHI

3

Toni Kukoc

CHI

3

Luc Longley

CHI

3

Clyde Lovellette*

MNL/BOS

3

Kevin McHale*

BOS

3

Willie Naulls

BOS

3

Tony Parker

SAS

3

John Paxson

CHI

3

Byron Scott

LAL

3

Brian Shaw

LAL

3

Paul Silas

BOS/SEA

3

Dwyane Wade

MIA

3

Jamaal Wilkes*

GSW/LAL

3

Scott Williams

CHI

3

James Worthy*

LAL

3

Compelling.

After reviewing this list, it should be clear to anyone with a brain  – LeBron is in the motherfucking Hall of Fame.

If you don’t get it, it’s no big deal. The sportswriters of American will provide you with about 10,000 totally insightful “Is LeBron now a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame!?” articles for the next month. They will teach you.

I can’t wait for some fresh perspectives on the matter!

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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!

12 Jun

Spurs win by 36? Are you kidding me? Wow.

These guys:

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